19 | I'm from central Pennsylvania | It/Its or He/Him | Asexual and Demiromantic | Just call me Mikey|
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ooooo funny kitty go haha
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Rapper: my bitch sucks ass i will cheat on her with another Bitch. Then maybe rob her apartment Cuhz she kinda Rich
"People": this is unacceptable . disgusting
Hardcore singer: i hate that girl I'll kill her raaaaaagh your bones will be stew
"People": my pookie kinda Popping off !
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hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative
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5houghts on the minecraft movie teaser trailer?
I hope everyone involved with the film finds themselves stricken by the Pharaoh's curse and they all die within the span of 4 years
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hit the New Post button and almost blogged in a fanfic community about this pudding i just made from a recipe on the back of a bag of powdered milk. ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL: THIS PUDDING KINDA SUCKS
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crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this
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pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm
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If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess
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Are you an advocate for censorship?
is this because i said not to use the r slur
#reblog#you'll never catch me 'reclaiming' the r slur#i have only seen it used negatively even by people 'reclaiming' it
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That’s a pretty cool political opinion you got there dude. Did your web of online friends and mutuals who all subconsciously monitor each other and self-correct in a panopticon-esque fashion to ensure that your views all stay in line with each other’s at all times pick it for you?
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i am so serious when i say that ai art needs to be banned from image searches. it's clogging up every single search i do i want to see real historical images and paintings i don't want to see ai barf of an instagram model in inaccurate period garb
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i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny
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