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Ayyy dudes thinking of doing a Wild West Kat verse, like a Bounty Hunter Kat would be cool, ill draw up what i think her fit will look like, so send some asks to see what she gets up to

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Hey come send stuff for me to do, i may have a few devious plans for the night if you guys wanna be involved

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On anon, describe a date that your muse would take mine on and they’ll say if they’d be interested based just off of the description.

bonus points if you describe your muse without giving away anything too obvious!

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The woman let out a small sigh then put her hand over her eyes and motioned with the other to get to it, as she walked over with a white rag to the other and tied it on her head "Well at least be hygenic about it, now fix that while i get these done" flipping up some pancakes in a pan, "So kid you gotta name or do you just break into cafes as a hobby"

@screamobeamkatana asked: “Why is the kitchen so smoky??” looking around putting a hand over her mouth to not breath in as much "And hey you, only employess are back here, get out before i beat the shit out of you"

...Oh. That explained why it seemed like nobody was back here. She'd just been trying to help, really! ...But, the voice speaking up had reminded Sarah that she'd been trying to help finish a dish that had been left idle, only for her mind to wonder as she thought of her baby sister.

...Though as a consequence, the food she'd been trying to help prepare was now smoking like a fire was in the pot. It was all she could do to turn the stovetop off, and cover the pot with its lid before carefully lifting it up for proper disposal. None of that stopped her from responding, though...While the threat was probably warranted, the blonde still felt a sort of responsibility for this.

"Ehehe...At least let me clean up my mess, first. Won't you? I didn't mean to burn this food, but I got a touch too sidetracked...I should know better than that, and for barging into your kitchen so suddenly. I apologize, though. I'm more than willing to make up for it, if you'll allow."

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When the girl opened the door a seeming avalanche of monster energy of various colors, along with beer and few other odds and ends fell out, the woman not phased by it and brushed over a few more thing into the footspace of the camera, a seemingly futile gesture, as if that would make anything cleaner

after the door closed and the younger buckled her seat belt, the woman shifted the gear and went back to driving, she was wearing her usual comfortable black skeleton print hoodie jacket and a simple sleeveless top underneath, feeling the younger girl looking over at her "Something wrong squirt?, Oh right, names right?, you can call me Kat" flashing a sweet smile over to her, as her bat like fangs glistened under her passing street lights, "So i should probably get you home, you got like school or whatever i bet" totally disregarding what the brunette said earlier, as the Green haired woman picked up her black energy drink can taking a long sip

"So what you around here for squirt, Kids like you should be in bed or something" her voice echoing from the interior of the can, as her facial piercings bobbled as the sound of metal on metal is heard

@screamobeamkatana asked: The woman was driving down the street then stopped seeing the person on the sidewalk as she slowed down to roll down her window, her loud screamo music blasting, with plumes of thick smoke escaping "Hey kid, need a ride, its pretty late out" giving a warm smile, she spoke in a soft sleepy tone as her cig bobbled in her lips

Honestly, Riley hadn't even noticed just how late it was as she walked home from art school. She'd gotten a little too absorbed into her walk, observing her surroundings and thinking about how she could capture it on canvas. But...The quiet she had been enjoying was soon interrupted by the sounds of music blasting from a car's radio as someone stopped next to her.

...Oh, it sounded like they were offering her a ride! That was awful nice of them...Though, Riley did take a little childish offense at being called a kid. She was a college student, after all! Either way, she certainly wasn't going to say no, even though she'd "innocently" lean forward to speak to the other.

"Hmm~ I dunno, I'm a bit old to be a kid...But, if you're offering a ride, I'm not gonna say no! Hehe, maybe I can buy us dinner somewhere, as thanks? I've got some spending money, y'know!"

...If her oldest sister knew that she was gleefully accepting rides from a stranger, Riley knew she'd be having one hell of a righteous conniption. But, on the other hand, the lady offering her a ride was nice enough to give her a smile that warm...And, she'd already decided to go with her, as it was. Besides, she didn't seem too terribly bothered by the smoke, anyhow.

So, she'd waste no time in heading to the passenger front door, opening it, and climbing on in. Once her seat belt was buckled, she'd flash her new company a cutesy smile, before staring at her for a few moments...She'd make a good muse for an art piece, wouldn't she? Maybe she'd ask later!

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The wind from the massive wing beats almost lifting there car up off the road, it was a very strange experience. It was almost Cosmic in how this massive bird was flapping around, not caring or even seemingly knowing the two people were there, as it flew around the in the sky as a massive shadow was placed over it as she skid the car to a stop, opening the doors to look up at it

It was almost etherial in everyway, the way its feathers would glisten in the moon of the nightscape sky, almost like stars falling to earth, with that cry calling out as the beats of its massive wings and the air gliding through it, She was almost transfixed, but smacked both her cheeks to get back in the game, and looked over at Walker "A Lechuza you say, i remember when i would stay with my grandma, she would talk of them, like if you saw scratches on your window sill in the morning, a Chuza was there last night" Thats when her Bat figure came over flying into her hand "Okay Gramps here we go" a card popped out of the top of his head, holding it in her two fingers, it was the size of a Long tarot card, it had what looked like some kind of Flame spirit on the front, it was drawn in a older almost painterly looking style "Espíritu ardiente! convocada!" the card would then glow a mysterious golden light as it spun around as Gramps fly over biting down on the card, making a sort of cannon on the womans arm, then shooting some firey bullets over towards it

Penn comes into Benson's to start his day. It's not his usual place, but he had a good feeling about this one. Doubly so when he smelled the coffee through the door. Walking up to the counter and not immediately seeing anyone, he rings the bell.

"Hello there! Anyone home?"

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(ill cosplay this when i have the wig ready but for rn) The emo woman came out from behind the corner of the kitchen, holding the side of her head as if she just woke up "Yea yea im coming" in her usual sleepy way of speaking even waving her hand dismissively as she did a small yawn "Welcome to Bensons Books and Bite..what do ya want" saying her usual rehearsed line when she was manning the front counter, her sleepy halflidded eyes looked over as you could see her dark bags under her eyes as she absentmindedly swirled aroound her green Monster Energy in her hand as she held the top of the can in the tips her fingers Looking over at the Man and seeing he his odd Black Sclera eyes and strange neck marks "Heh you some kind of Body Modder? i hear those Eye Tats hurt like a real bitch tho, but lets make this quick alright"

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“The things I say to and around my roommate” sentence starters

Have fun. Don’t die. Don’t kill anyone. 

The coffee table bit me again dammit! 

I’m sorry that I woke you up by setting the smoke alarm off by cooking bacon but I’m definitely not sorry enough to give you any.

Welp, there goes my hopes and dreams. 

Welp, there goes my hopes and dream: wet and dirty. 

Keep your dirty socks from invading my dirty sock kingdom!

This donut’s for you- the other eleven are for me.

Of course they gave two bars of chocolate! One’s for me, the other one’s for future me!  

I wonder if I can buy the sweet embrace of Death at the store. 

*giggling* They’re freshly harvested potato people.

What is this gross stuff falling from the sky? 

My hands are as cold as my heart right now. 

My toes are turning purple and honestly I don’t know how to feel about this. 

Look at my lobster socks! 

No, ice cream! My socks do not want you! 

Your butt makes a good foot warmer. 

Suplex me to space and call it a day.

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okay so ive been trying to think what Deck Kat would actually use? a part of me thinks she would use a Blue Eyes deck, but theres literally an Archetype with skeletons, called Skull Servants (also called Wight -something-) for those that dont play, but what do you guys think?

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weed & getting high starters

for all the stoner muses out there, because why not? feel free to combine action & word prompts, change any pronouns, and provide any needed context. (obvious) cw for drug usage, weed, and smoking, & a quick disclaimer that this meme is not meant to encourage or condone any potential illegal activity or unhealthy coping behaviors.

WORDS. ❝ hey, want a hit? ❞ ❝ have you ever even smoked weed before? ❞ ❝ if you're gonna smoke, please take it outside. ❞ ❝ do you prefer edibles or smoking? ❞ ❝ which strain is this from? ❞ ❝ it's mine, so i call dibs on the first hit. ❞ ❝ what kinds of weed do you even have? ❞ ❝ this hits so hard, it's so nice. ❞ ❝ you're such a lightweight, it's so funny. ❞ ❝ i've only taken one hit and i already feel stoned. ❞ ❝ how much did you even have? you're acting totally out of character. ❞ ❝ i don't even remember how much i had. ❞ ❝ that's it, i'm getting stoned tonight. ❞ ❝ yeah, you're high as fuck right now. ❞ ❝ you did not just smoke/vape in my kitchen. ❞ ❝ the last time i got stoned, i cried while both eating cereal and watching tv until 3 in the morning. ❞ ❝ mind if i have a smoke? ❞ ❝ you don't have to have any if you don't want to. ❞

ACTIONS. [ EAT ] — our muses do edibles together [ BONG ] — our muses smoke from a bong together [ JOINT ] — our muses smoke a weed joint together [ VAPE ] — our muses vape weed together [ CAR ] — our muses get stoned in one muse's car [ LAUGH ] — our muses burst out laughing while stoned [ MOVIE ] — our muses watch a scary movie/tv show while stoned [ GAME ] — our muses play a video game while stoned [ COOK ] — our muses cook/bake while stoned [ SWIM ] — our muses go swimming while stoned [ DANCE ] — our muses start dancing around while stoned [ TICKLE ] — sender starts tickling receiver while stoned [ ATTACK ] — sender starts tickling receiver while both are stoned [ CUDDLE ] — sender cuddles up to receiver while stoned [ SNUGGLE ] — sender cuddles up to receiver while both are stoned [ PAINT ] — sender paints receiver's finger/toenails while stoned (specify) [ ART ] — sender paints receiver's finger/toenails while both are stoned (specify) [ SURPRISE ] — sender surprises receiver with weed when they're stressed

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“Something smells absolutely delicious!” from self-insert Saku!

The taller woman was walking out from under the tarp partioning the kitchen to the rest of the Bensons store, as she held a tray of fresh cinnamon rolls "Well i live to serve afterall, or at least, thats what i hope they pay me for" the emo woman spoke in a dry sleepy tone, but had a drowzy little smile afterwards, placing the plate infront of this customer resting both her arms on the serving tray "So do you need anything else or can i go now"

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Cooking Sentence Starters

As requested by Anonymous.

“What’cha cooking?” 

“Something smells absolutely delicious!” 

“Need an extra set of hands?” 

“Do not have me turn around see you eating my cookie batter” 

“Are you making a three-course meal for an entire army?” 

“Can you get that out of the oven please?” 

“Uh, this pot is boiling over…”

“You should flour the rolling pin before you roll the dough.”

“Don’t mind me, I’m just taste testing.” 

“Are you baking dessert?” 

“How much sugar goes into this again?” 

“Want to help me make dinner?” 

“Am I doing this right?” 

“Why is the kitchen so smoky??”

“You got flour everywhere!” 

“How on earth did you get chocolate on the ceiling?”

“Apple pie or blueberry pie?” 

“I hope you like chicken!”

“Will you please stop sampling before I’m done!” 

“I think you cut a little too much onion for this…” 

“What on earth is this weird thing?” 

“Are you making fresh pasta?” 

“Oooh! This looks tasty!”

“What kind of fruit is this?” 

“Don’t tell me I mixed up salt with sugar.”

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Hey in a Late Night YGO Tourney, this match wont take long, send me stuff to answer, oh wait just a sec" starting off her combo "Dustshoot, then on my move, Raigeki, Proton Blast for Game?" as she grabbed the match slip to sign

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Send me 👗👗👗 and I'll talk about my muse's fashion style!

Examples of fashion styles: Scene, Goth, Grunge, Preppy, Nerd, 80s, Romantic Goth, Steampunk, Gyaru, Geek, etc. For help - look here for a list of fashion trends & styles. For multis - always specify!

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Send "Open Please" For me to write an open starter. Bonus points for what kind of scenario you want the open starter to be about.

Remember to specify muse for multi-muse blogs!

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The Emo had to bank quickly on her skateboard to dodge the cyclist, then saw she was flipped off, "SAME TO YOU ASSHOLE! LEARN TO DRIVE DIPSHIT!" giving her the same finger, regaining her center of gravity on her board, now both ends of her skeleton hoodie jacket hanging off her elbows, now exposing her black bra underneath, then seeing this asshole is trying to pick a fight and grinning widely at her, and even with her sleepy halflidded eyes, she gave the same mean girl grin much 3x more smug

✧ | ❝ baby you're my religion, my a~n~gel. ❞

⸻ she sang aloud while riding her motorcycle, swerving through traffic. was she a safe driver? not by any means. but she felt confident in her abilities as a driver, despite that fact. pulling up beside another driver, she's flipped off, && Willadelia grins through her helmet.

✧ | ❝ if you don't got a god-complex, I'll give ya one! ❞

open starter

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ive been wanting to do more Kat Lore threads, cuz outside of Bensons maybe even the lore adjacent to it, ive had a few headcanons relating to it

ill try doing a few stand alone threads on it, cuz a few of the ones i want to try are in threads rn, but i have a little more ideas i want to try

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Her then snapping her fingers and then pointing at him him slightly and nodding her head, as she blew out a plume of white smoke out of the opposite side of her mouth away from her guest "Okay this is one of the long story parts, okay so found this old book back at bensons, but it was like in a REALLY dusty part of the store, looked like it was blocked off or somethign and just forgotten about. Saw a book sticking out, when i picked it out, i saw this card in it, looked kind of like a Tarot card, or like a Loteria type card, but then a massive gust of wind suddenly came out of the book with all the cards scattering off, Turns out there Gramps's Cards over here" Holding the little bat in her hands like he was a little plush toy or a toy figure, "and the more i grab the more i can use, and he wont be a tiny bat anymore. and thats the general version" abesntmindedly moving her hand around as the bat made little annoyed noises from being handled in such a way "As far as i can tell he only speaks spanish, but its like an older dialect of it, like Ancient shit, from what he tells me hes some guy from the Mexican Revolution in the 1800s. You were a little cowpoke huh?" jokingly teasing her little bat familiar, holding up him up by a little claw attached to her finger then looking over at Penn "Normally Gramps here, tells me where the cards are, or at least that there near, i only have a few RN, and when hes not in use, he becomes a kind of Deckbox or like a Card Holder" and just as she was explaining she heard some kind of bird almost melodically and etherally calling out in bird call "¡eso que está allá!" (There it is, over there!), turning the key and quickly putting it in drive as they peeled away, "Okay Walker was it? your the Occult Expert, run down what you this guy might be" quickly flying through the streets, still hearing the eerily calm call of this monster bird somewhere, it seemed to be getting closer, now hearing the wingbeats of something massive as the winds started to pick up

Penn comes into Benson's to start his day. It's not his usual place, but he had a good feeling about this one. Doubly so when he smelled the coffee through the door. Walking up to the counter and not immediately seeing anyone, he rings the bell.

"Hello there! Anyone home?"

@inkewell

(ill cosplay this when i have the wig ready but for rn) The emo woman came out from behind the corner of the kitchen, holding the side of her head as if she just woke up "Yea yea im coming" in her usual sleepy way of speaking even waving her hand dismissively as she did a small yawn "Welcome to Bensons Books and Bite..what do ya want" saying her usual rehearsed line when she was manning the front counter, her sleepy halflidded eyes looked over as you could see her dark bags under her eyes as she absentmindedly swirled aroound her green Monster Energy in her hand as she held the top of the can in the tips her fingers Looking over at the Man and seeing he his odd Black Sclera eyes and strange neck marks "Heh you some kind of Body Modder? i hear those Eye Tats hurt like a real bitch tho, but lets make this quick alright"