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Omg Gal Gadot 🔥

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the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford

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does this mean finn’s backpack is red to him, and BMO is red too? Is the treehouse red to him??

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me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

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Any Blog without this picture will be deleted in the following 24 hours.

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mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

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“Alex they’re mushrooms” is the new “Harold they’re lesbians”

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Saoirse Ronan attending the “Lady Bird” Beverly Hills Press Conference, Nov. 2017

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It just occurred to me, as I’m going through the Harry Potter books again, that whenever Harry has visions through Voldemorts eyes that he always, every single time, distinguishes between himself and Voldemort with the mention of “a white hand held a wand which was not his own”, or something to the effect of describing Voldemorts whiteness. While I’ve always taken this as a comment on how Voldemort is inhumanly, disgustingly pale, It occurred to me that a dark-skinned Harry Potter WOULD notice the stark, shocking difference in hands every single time without fail.

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gay update: getting gayer

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Owl fits perfectly

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