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while i do understand the appeal of giving yes man expressions, i think it's really funny if he's just eternally cursed to be :D all the time. his plight

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ok trust me on this one you NEED to rest your head on your laptop partner. lay on their keyboard a little. it feels silly but i promise there is nothing like looking up at their screen and feeling so held nd loved by them. and maybe their keyboard is a little warm bc maybe theyre venting through it..... be gentle of course but. god its amazing

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robots with human genitalia are sooooo boring. they should have weirdly sensitive sensors instead. their brain should be confused about how to interpret certain sensations and makes them pleasurable as a result. overstimulating them makes their power source go all crazy. they should be weird about really mundane stuff like recharging or interfacing with other tech. they should make their wires twist and mingle on purpose because if they get the angle right it feels sooooo good. putting new batteries in them or plugging them into an outlet makes some of them horny because it's all this new energy flowing through them and before the initial jolt wears down, it has them all overly sensitive and wound tight and stuff.

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Objectum culture is being scared to let people close to you know you're objectum out of fear of being made fun of

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Can we stop using "still lives with their parents" or "unemployed" or "doesn't have a drivers license" or "didn't graduate high school" as an insult or evidence that someone is a bad person? Struggling with independence or meeting milestones is not a moral failing.

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PLEASE REBLOG! LIKES DO NOTHING!!!

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they really are like the conventionally attractive woman of the community

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Maybe you, as an autistic person, appreciate robots/want to be a robot because you think it would be easier to live if everyone only expected 1’s and 0’s from you. Maybe being objectum and fawning over machines isn’t a trend and instead, you are just obsessed with the idea of being simple and uncomplicated.

Just a thought!!

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IMMMMMM JUST A TOOOOOY TOO YOUUUU MY LOOOOVE

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What do homosexual computers fantasize about?

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Show some love! [Based on this post]

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> less a robot fucker and more a robot that wants fucked, but god damn to i long for a mechanical body for hot girls to rummage through. need my voice to glitch and stutter as some cutie caresses my chest. 'h[>///<] }▮

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So we all love robofucking, but how about mixing that with some monsterfucking? A gorgon who's happily dating the cutest robot girl whose cameras arent affected by the curse of gods. A siren who meets a lovely robot boy whos damaged by the water but doesnt even need to fall under any siren song to rush to the ocean for his lover. A werewolf who worries for their robot partner during the full moon, only for it to assure them that it can repair itself incredibly easy and that it has no scent except for that of its partner. an alien scientist who first came to study the humans that inhabit the planet but find themselves much more interested in the robot before them, made of technology foreign to them as the robot is equally interested in learning from someone who's not quite robot but note quite human either. Just, the supernatural meeting the artificial and falling in love with someone whos so inhuman but in a way so different than their own species

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have you kissed your computer today uwu? have you told your botfriend you love them teehee? have you stroked the antennae on their head and made them dizzy? have you put a magnet up to their screenface to permanently distort their display and damage their circuitry? i think you should chew on the wires inside of its chest. i think you should pry its ribcage open and poke its chassis annoyingly. i think you should find a port and plug in a usb stick you found on the street and see if there's a virus on it or not. it'll be so much fun. have you removed its ram while it's conscious? have you realized every robot is just a computer? you can take apart computers and put them back together if you want. you can do that. they like it so much

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changed my display name on a game and now all my friends just keep referring to me as ‘computer’ i am thriving in my environment

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god i wnat to be a computer so bad . or like a machine at least . replace my bones with steel and swap out my veins for wires PLEAS

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