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Walking to work going past my Pokemon gym that I’ve owned undefeated for the past week and I see a kid sitting by it obviously battling my Golbat I left to defend it. I ask him, “What team you on?” He looks up, “Mystic”. So I grin, “I’m Valor, and that’s my Golbat you’re battling.” I hold out my hand for him to shake, “Name’s StarRose, gym leader.” He looks down at the username of the Golbat and sees it matches, grins back and shakes my hand, and that is simultaneously the coolest and dorkiest moment in my life ever as I genuinely introduce myself as a pokemon gym leader.

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I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied “six”. I said how can he only be six if you’re six?

He said “because he’s only been a dad since I was born”

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Saw a lady on my walk home who was obviously playing Pokémon Go, so I asked her what she caught, and she laughed and said “Bulbasaur!”, and I immediately went HOLY SHIT THERE’S A BULBASAUR HERE WHERE, and she almost fell over laughing with the absurdity of it – and then it hit me.

“This is your first pokémon, isn’t it?” “Yeah, I just downloaded this now – how do you do this?”

So I spent three or four minutes teaching her to catch pokémon, and then went our separate ways.

And then I realized that I’m an NPC.

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Pokémon Go?  How About Pokémon GOGH?

I made a silly Pokémon Go thing I’m calling Pokémon GOGH!  Lol, enjoy!

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Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get… You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.

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I support the gay clefairy. Reblog if you support the gay clefairy too.

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#in which Toby is literally everyone these days #especially himself

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This 7-year-old boy is making light-up Pokeball badges to keep kids safe while playing Pokemon Go in the dark.

Check out his gofundme page here

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You’re walking down the street, minding your own business, until you accidentally bump into someone walking past. Your eyes meet, and Pokemon battle music begins.

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insp.

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