Cool instagram story of your golden retriever dog, bro . Iām imagining the worst shit in the world happening to you for no reason
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bonehilda breakinā it down.Ā
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jack of no trades. master of fuck all
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they want you to make fried rice
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MOTHER: now eat your vegetables honey so you can grow up big and strong
WOKE SON: i dont WANT to grow up big and strong. i want to be a Twink
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toxic boyfriend who says "manip-ya later!!!" as hes leaving the house to go cheat on you
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Its fine to enjoy standup comedy as long as you remember they are purely evil beings whose physical vessels need be destroyed
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redownloaded instagram and got sucked into reels and itās truly like an alternate reality happening over there. video of a girl being like ālooking back on my cringe 2021 tasteā¦.ā and itās a pic of her wearing like. jeans and a top. the top has a checkerboard pattern. sheās like screaming in agony. the comments are all like āomg not the microtrend š i canāt believe i ever wore thatā like woah. i think you guys are crazy
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why is club penguin shaped like the toilet from art ?
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In a world full of white guys punching drywall dare to be the white guy who punches the mirror after staring into it broodingly
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me, unsure of how to add an additional piece of context to my sentence:
the humble parentheses:
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i like to make myself super sad and then walk into a crowded area and watch all the empaths fall to the floor and start writhing in pain
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can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like pooping farts
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