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A werewolf film written by a woman wouldn’t be as interesting because they know how unrealistic it is to be caught by surprise by something that happens regularly every damn month.

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I’ve coined a new term for the gallows humor that my generation indulges in because we have an overheating planet, a dim political future, a crushing economy, and a real avocado toast problem:

Millennihilism

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Another thing I was grimly satisfied by in Rogue One: actually bringing home the horror of a planet-killing weapon. Alderaan’s destruction was seen from a distance in ANH, but this, with all its nightmarishly appropriate similarities to atomic weapons test footage, was a really powerful display of why the Death Star had to be destroyed – it is pure evil in the shape of a moon.

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i’ve decided to start a new type of falconry, called chickenry, where we use chickens to hunt mice and frogs

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Tessa Thompson attends the 69th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 17, 2017 in Los Angeles, California.

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Extended Cyber Monday Flash Sale - till 11PM tonight, 11/28, Cardigan Corgi Sugar Skull leggings, $25 plus shipping. Email orders@projectshiny.com to order. :) Sizes XS-5X. 

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tag yourself: ancient greek literature

the iliad

probably an aries

mad about everything

will kick anyone’s ass, even their own

the odyssey

bisexual with a poor sense of direction

just wants to go home

cries about dogs

herodotus’s histories

bullshits every assignment they ever turn in

has a fun fact for everything

probably doesn’t even know if they’re telling the truth any more

the peloponnesian war

nobody knows what they’re talking about ever

makes everything about politics

cynical about everything

lucian’s a true history

only communicates via memes

somehow turns out new fic every week

never passes up a chance for a dick joke

the poetry of sappho

into the gaysthetic

has 50 crushes at once

constantly complains about not having a gf

the idylls of theocritus

is just here to have a good time

wants to save the bees

wears flower crowns whenever possible

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tag yourself: ancient greek literature

the iliad

probably an aries

mad about everything

will kick anyone’s ass, even their own

the odyssey

bisexual with a poor sense of direction

just wants to go home

cries about dogs

herodotus’s histories

bullshits every assignment they ever turn in

has a fun fact for everything

probably doesn’t even know if they’re telling the truth any more

the peloponnesian war

nobody knows what they’re talking about ever

makes everything about politics

cynical about everything

lucian’s a true history

only communicates via memes

somehow turns out new fic every week

never passes up a chance for a dick joke

the poetry of sappho

into the gaysthetic

has 50 crushes at once

constantly complains about not having a gf

the idylls of theocritus

is just here to have a good time

wants to save the bees

wears flower crowns whenever possible

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The dungeon boss: You… Unionized my hobgoblins against me?

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Context: We’re all new players making our character sheets. DM: It says here that with level 3 you can choose a familiar. Me, tiefling warlock: I want a raven! Drow, who’s player hates corvids: No!!! DM: It says here that you can have a pseudodragon. Me: Can I just kidnap a dragonborn child and tell everyone it’s a pseudodragon?

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reasons prince hans should have sung a dark reprise of “love is an open door” when he locked anna in the room to freeze

it would make people notice the double meaning of the “open door” as freedom for anna vs. an opportunity to take the throne for hans

after the troll song there are no musical numbers for the entire resolution of the movie

reprises where the meaning of the song is changed are hella rad

disney villain songs are hella rad

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Vertical Fall, David Grossmann

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cats i want seven

A lynx climbs a tree at the Langedrag Nature Park in Norway.

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idek.

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always reblog

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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if you will get everyone to finish their sheets!

a video game metaphor

civilization 5 barbarians: a small rapscallion of a skeleton. his heart is full of malice that his tiny body cannot accomplish, so he settles for smacking your beverages off of the coffee table when you aren’t looking. his shenanigans are tiresome

civilization 6 barbarians:

this fucking dude -

he is made of metal. his bones are covered in spikes and when he howls his terrible war howl, the sun goes dark and birds fall from the sky. you watch in terrified awe as he picks up your car and bites it in half. his name is written on his forehead in three-meter-tall flaming letters, and it is FUCKMOUNTAIN DEATHMONSTER. there can be no hope in a universe that contains the fuckmountain