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it's almost almost christmas

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bestieees!

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third body

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anyone wanna take me out back and shoot me like an old dog

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[sees somebodys nipples through their shirt] just like a translucent game boy advance.....

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every night I think “wow this might be the night I go to bed early” and every time without fail I fuck it up

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[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

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Abled gays celebrating marriage equality: well we sure do have nowhere to go from here when it comes to marriage rights. Gay rights!

Me, a disabled lesbian trying to get on ssi thinking about how I will not be able to marry my girlfriend if I do because I can't have more than $2000 to my name at a time and they count a spouse's income towards that: wow .. gay rights ...

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Being a huge supporter of public transportation and also having public transportation as your only method of transport is a unfortunate combo in ways you wouldn't expect. Because you have to, After 2 hours of continuous delays look like this

"guys. Guys I love public transport. We should do more of it"

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And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?

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nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times

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"redemption arcs are toxic, you shouldn't try to fix someone!"

actually it is so important to me that being in community and experiencing human connection can save people. thanks

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NEVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH YOUR OCS 🫵

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man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

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neolithic inhabitant of the andean plateau: hmm i wonder if there are any good edible tubers growing around here

the humble potato: