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reblog if you need to cry for help but can't directly ask

cry for help

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cry for help

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How long until Dr Oz becomes Surgeon General

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hey guys? um?

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

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hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

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My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

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they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost

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based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

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“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”

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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

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do not go gentle into that good night

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We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating