Independent & Private ULYSSES HOOTEN from Sky 1's Hooten and the Lady written by Jacob
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I’m glad that I’m somehow still signed into this account because I can’t remember what I had for the password for the life of me.
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❛ welcome to the slovenia. don’t forget to try the klobasa. ❜ he said as he slowly backed away towards the exit. he has no idea what klobasa is, but he’s fairly sure it was meat. he heard some big guy (who was either a butcher or a mob hitman) talk about it earlier.
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❛ oh my god! what is that!? ❜ he yelled, pointing to an empty spot right behind the young lady. while she was distracted he grabbed the artifact and ran.
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❛ and all that stuff they stole. it was amber? like the thing the mosquito from jurassic park was in? ❜ a weird choice of materials for their artwork in his opinion, but he wasn’t about to judge if it was worth even half what croft was saying it was. he could barely comprehend that much money. despite himself, he felt a large grin stretch across his face. maybe this time one of these crazy adventures will actually pay off in money instead of all that “cultural significance” and “moral responsibility to return the priceless relics to their rightful owners” tripe alex is always yammering about.
❛ that’ll be because it’s not, precisely, a ROOM. ❜ she wasn’t typically one whom had to prove herself, & skeptical or not, she wasn’t about to try; her reputation preceded her, & she let her w o r k speak for itself. ❛ more an installation — say, the panels, the cabinets, the candelabras, the artwork… which were ransacked & relocated by the nazis various times. people have done stranger things than lose a room — particularly during the second world war. an estimated £30 BILLION of nazi trasure is still missing, & you, mr. hooten, are raising question to only £150 MILLION. ❜
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“Sorry Alex, I tried to keep you out of this.”
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I’m going to be spending today studying for a World Literature exam that is tonight and a sociology quiz that I have tomorrow so I won’t be doing much RPing, but please consider this a STARTER CALL and feel free to like this post if you’d like to do a thing. Additionally, if you’d like to plot my ask and IM are always open to mutuals.
#ooc tba.#i'm gonna prob work on these tomorrow and over the weekend#so i thought i'd reblog this in case anyone else wanted one
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❛ just...if three very angry looking salvadorans come in here looking for me, you haven’t seen me. okay? ❜
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“uhm — what?”
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“C’mon! That’s a little funny.”
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#ˢᵉˡᶠ ─ ❛ don’t mister. ❜#ᵃˡᵉˣ ─ ❛ do you know the queen? ❜#B LESS#i'm a sucker for their banter#one thing i enjoy about their relationship is that no matter how much they bicker they both need each other#hooten quite frankly needs the direction alex gives him#and alex needs the certain expertise that hooten provides#that she -as shown above- lacks
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I’m going to be spending today studying for a World Literature exam that is tonight and a sociology quiz that I have tomorrow so I won’t be doing much RPing, but please consider this a STARTER CALL and feel free to like this post if you’d like to do a thing. Additionally, if you’d like to plot my ask and IM are always open to mutuals.
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People dump these in the drains every time they get too big.
#ˢᵉˡᶠ ─ ❛ don’t mister. ❜#ᵃˡᵉˣ ─ ❛ do you know the queen? ❜#i hate these nerds so much they're going to be the death of me i s2g
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❝ IT’S OKAY. I’M AN ARCHAEOLOGIST. ❞ *LOUD EXPLOSION IN THE BACKGROUND*
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“What the…”
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❛ okay, explain it to me again. how did they lose an entire room? i’ve lost the odd sock or set of keys before, but never a ROOM. ❜ he was one part genuinely curious and one part testing her. alex might’ve vouched for this kid, but he was still skeptical.
@ironclad
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