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scottallender · 6 years ago
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So the home run derby has changed... when did they need a break? #AllStarGame
— Scott Allender (@s__allender) July 17, 2018
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scottallender · 6 years ago
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So... today happened...
— Scott Allender (@n3bu1a) June 30, 2018
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scottallender · 6 years ago
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Strawberry Margaritas on the carpet = problem. Vinegar = solution. #LifeHacks
— Scott Allender (@n3bu1a) June 29, 2018
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scottallender · 6 years ago
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My robot vacuum is fighting with my smart scale. This is an IoT nightmare. pic.twitter.com/spon0CjFSG
— meganmorrone (@meganmorrone) June 28, 2018
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scottallender · 6 years ago
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22 Skills Every Kid Should Have By the Time They’re 10 https://t.co/w1h9smhJyn
— Fatherly (@FatherlyHQ) June 14, 2018
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scottallender · 7 years ago
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Hey ESPN!! Fix your live stream of the #CFP2018 please. I can’t even watch the commercials without them buffering.
— Scott Allender (@n3bu1a) January 9, 2018
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scottallender · 7 years ago
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There are twelve days of Christmas. None of which are in November.
— Marc Brooks (@IDisposable) November 7, 2017
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scottallender · 7 years ago
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15 life hacks from the world's richest man https://t.co/hEf4SCSZgs by @JoshConstine
— TechCrunch (@TechCrunch) November 6, 2017
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scottallender · 7 years ago
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What else are you gonna say at 4AM? Bonus Panel: https://t.co/dSLE9NQhCy http://pic.twitter.com/ABQs3NcGcA
— Fowl Language Comics (@fowlcomics) October 10, 2017
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scottallender · 7 years ago
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The Special thats good with every season and almost every occasion served all day on Tuesdays. Our $10 Beer, Bourbon, and Burger special! We serve @4HandsBrewery exclusively with this special. http://pic.twitter.com/nWqHgVzzVl
— The Muddled Pig (@MuddledPig) October 10, 2017
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scottallender · 7 years ago
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The silver lining of your teenagers preferring their friends over you is that you no longer have to be the audience for their fart jokes.
— meganmorrone (@meganmorrone) September 24, 2017
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scottallender · 7 years ago
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New menus starting Tuesday. Come try some of our new delicious items!!!! http://pic.twitter.com/l90U0dbnub
— The Muddled Pig (@MuddledPig) September 10, 2017
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scottallender · 7 years ago
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Uber employees need a morale lift, so six staffers created a website promoting positivity:https://t.co/lK0kdqQYBi
— Recode (@Recode) September 9, 2017
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scottallender · 7 years ago
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. @amazon, you belong in St. Louis. We have the PRIME location for you at @BPVSTL! https://t.co/OH2KHiyN3r #AmazonHQ2 #amazon2stl http://pic.twitter.com/OWtqcKnF4y
— St. Louis Cardinals (@Cardinals) September 7, 2017
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scottallender · 7 years ago
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I don't mind them being picky nut-jobs, I just wish they were consistent, picky nut-jobs. Bonus Panel: https://t.co/aJPbfWWnnD http://pic.twitter.com/5BadvMV6zO
— Fowl Language Comics (@fowlcomics) August 18, 2017
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scottallender · 7 years ago
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You don’t have to be like Steve Jobs to be a great entrepreneur:https://t.co/1dNpUtGoR0
— Recode (@Recode) August 14, 2017
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scottallender · 7 years ago
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What's better than putting your child in "Time Out?" This: https://t.co/S2zcLgGjXs via @ZenMommy
— Chris Reimer (@ChrisReimer) August 14, 2017
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