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Daisy Ridley and Adam Driver as Rey and Kylo Ren for Empire Magazine by Paul Shipper (textless version)

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i love pdfs

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honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

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Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

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the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment

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Plants, the OG hydrohomies

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Azaleas - Add color and bloom to the art of bonsai 😍🌲❤️

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©juri

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Crows

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Morning Fog and Cloud and Shadow and Light up the Alsea River

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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i sent the bee movie script over imessage to my friend who lives overseas but it didn’t send as an imessage and sent as 315 text messages instead and i’m gonna be charged for international texting for all of them

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A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

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I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave