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i can barely keep my eyes open I'm taking a nap byeeeeee
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shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day
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I used to be a human then i was godlike and perfect for a while and then I got tired and now im an beast. you know how it is
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don't you think being suspended upside down by your ankles and beaten with steel pipes would feel pretty good for the first couple strikes
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you see, when I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a matching band
hi Im a creep I'm a weirdo and thank you for coming to my ted talk
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for my first point, we'll be discussing why the human race looks just like buddy holly
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hi Im a creep I'm a weirdo and thank you for coming to my ted talk
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The shape of a fish's caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.
Ichthyology Notes 2/?
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Imagine if Mouthwashing is called Luncheating or smt
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been a while since i posted some of these, but here ya go!!!
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