me talking to myself: good point
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“To try to not be more interesting but be more interested” literally changed my life perspective btw
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sex with a girl who is just so convinced that no one knows how to make her cum and then giving her an orgasm so intense that she can't see straight >>>
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🥰creampie after creampie after creampie🥰
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mood:
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how lucky we are to live in a world where tiramisu exists
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Gotta get married so I can avoid situations with a “oh sorry I can’t, my wife needs me home asap” and then go home to my beautiful wife
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*checks mood ring* huh i’m horny
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repeat after me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaat
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I’m so tired and I just want to be kissed.
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Missionary, no condom, eye contact, possessively holding your face, open-mouth moans, no clock
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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's
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there is no old self to get back to there’s a new u to create n nurture
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