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fall/winter sale is live! all prints are 15% off, all remaining originals are 10% off link is in my bio <3

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How the fuck did i get on keroroblr i haven’t seen this shit since i was like… 5?!?!

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I just found this fun little artifact from the early days of Keroro, specifically summer 2001, about 2 years after the manga started, and about 3 years before the anime.

After years of hearing Keroro being voiced by Kumiko Watanabe, it's a little surreal to hear somebody else voicing him, ut if anyone recognises this voice actress, let me know (^.^)

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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Expect a dump of ALL my daily photos i forgot to post here lol

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The gynecologist was surprised to learn I wanted an IUD because apparently another trans guy just recently told her, very confidently, that he can't get pregnant because T makes you infertile.

Guys. Boys. Dudes. Folks... Don't play with fire.

Testosterone can inhibit some of the other hormonal levels that trigger ovulation, making ovulation less predictable. Many peoples’ ovaries will release eggs less frequently, if at all. However, this doesn’t mean that ovulation entirely stops if someone is taking testosterone. This means that a person on T can still be fertile and get pregnant while on testosterone.

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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

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Just in case any of you are confused, TikTok being banned and coming back not even 24 hours later with a giant "we thank President Trump" message is NOT a win. It's a huge red flag and a sign that this was a thousand percent planned.

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

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Today's Sea Lion Is: Play With Me!

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Today's Seal Is: Periscope

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im a content creator. im mentally ill. im insane. im a wild animal. im out of melatonin gummies. im normal. im an industry professional. ive never seen a movie in my life. im not going to bite anything. im an amateur. im a homosexual. im illiterate. im going to start an animation company

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This is fucked and EVIL

🦅🦅🦅🦅OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE🦅🦅🦅🦅

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Once all currencies devalue, I will be investing in this, not Bitcoin.

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What if i don’t wanna do scary Christmas… what if i’m scared…

new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars