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There is no context. I don't know what to tell you

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IT ESCAPED, IT’S ANGRY, AND IT’S IN MY ROOM SOMEWHERE.

I SHOULD HAVE CHECKED THE LOCK ON THE BASEMENT WAS CHEW PROOF…

Cleaning under my bed and my homunculus escaped. it's hiding somewhere

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H u h ?

I shit you not i found this walking in the city last night and only JUST processed it as being out of the blue

Who did this? Why did they do this? Can we meet? Get dinner perhaps? Ground beans and ground toast perhaps? Water bottle on the side by chance?

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“Yeah well take this idiot!”

*simply models you with bad topology in my MIND*

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Sobbing into my breakfast what the FUCK

Ya truly love to see it!

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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

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“How was your weekend x?”

“Good! I’ve been just frotting all weekend :3!”

We let this go on for years

Remembering the friend who thought frotting meant the same thing as frolicking, but was also just a whimsy little guy so would say frolicking a lot, but because frotting is the shorter version would use frotting the most.

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Remembering the friend who thought frotting meant the same thing as frolicking, but was also just a whimsy little guy so would say frolicking a lot, but because frotting is the shorter version would use frotting the most.

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Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.

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Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

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the devious devourer

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I still can’t get over “Aegleseeker” is one of the best song names i’ve ever heard. AND THE SONG FEELS LIKE THE TITLE

I’ve been frothing about this song since it released it is one of the best songs i have ever heard HANDS DOWN

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I found it. It thought it could escape.

To the rack it goes…

Cleaning under my bed and my homunculus escaped. it's hiding somewhere

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It’s over fool. I have simply depicted you as the loser shape in the wrong hole, while i have depicted myself as the winning all the shapes in the right hole

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Yeahhhhhhh i’m back in the torture nexus…

RELEEEEEEASE MMMEEEEEEEEE