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You cheated first

@scorpio1205 divorced me, who wants to be my lawyer.

she claimed i cheated on her even though i only had the strap used on me by lele for 26 hours so it was 0 skin to skin, and it meant nothing because i was only thinking about her. and the claims i cheated on her because moya spanked me!

she also claims i gaslight but she is being very unreasonable! why can’t a girl cuddle with her friends. like god forbid a girl asks her friend what she’s gonna do to her in front of her wife. it is a informational question!!

tell me guys, am i in the wrong?

people i would like to be my possible lawyer — @bernardsbendystraws @whor3ing @mattybsgroupie @colorthecosmos444 @bambisturns (it doesn’t matter if i am right or not, one of y’all better be my lawyer and be good.)

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Yes ur wrong in taking the kids.

@scorpio1205 divorced me, who wants to be my lawyer.

she claimed i cheated on her even though i only had the strap used on me by lele for 26 hours so it was 0 skin to skin, and it meant nothing because i was only thinking about her. and the claims i cheated on her because moya spanked me!

she also claims i gaslight but she is being very unreasonable! why can’t a girl cuddle with her friends. like god forbid a girl asks her friend what she’s gonna do to her in front of her wife. it is a informational question!!

tell me guys, am i in the wrong?

people i would like to be my possible lawyer — @bernardsbendystraws @whor3ing @mattybsgroupie @colorthecosmos444 @bambisturns (it doesn’t matter if i am right or not, one of y’all better be my lawyer and be good.)

[scorpio1205]

“nicks the gay son, but you are the thot daughter ”

CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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rapper!matt sturniolo, my kitty says hi

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hi , quick question , will there be a one shot , for

Sturniolo!reader who... soon

im trying I promise!!!! I'm working on one now!

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ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴜʀɴᴀʜᴏʟɪᴄs

welcome to our blog !!

members of the club : Kylie Jenner, M's Sub Bottom, Tyler, The Creator, Ariana Greenblatt, Beabadoobee, Bella Hadid, Chris' Boot, Billie Eilish, Clairo, Chris' Boot and Sabrina Carpenter.

want drama ? no, not here. go back to middle school and find someone else💋

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"...reblogged your post" ok so you want to fuck me?

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Crybaby!reader x Matt Sturniolo

Crybaby! , sensitive, empath, pastel colors, 20, college 2nd year, music major, septum ring, dainty tattoos, shitty family, bullied her whole life, growing in her confidence, lacking in communication, loner, believes in resurrection, shy! (Asf), split dye hair, loafers, ruffled socks, spiritually woke. Cherry paper rolled joints, wired earbuds

Matthew sturniolo!, reserved, comforting colors, 21, college 3rd year, economics and history majors, Crybabies long time neighbor, confident, tattoos, silver jewelry, beat up forces, does not believe in resurrection, has never spoke much to crybaby, doesnt like that people call her cry baby, hates bullies, beat up a guy that messed with crybaby in 11th grade (she doesnt know)

a/n: this is my intro for a new au 😀. Yall tell me to finish my other ones first smh. Also lmk if yall fw this bc im testing the waters w this one hehe okay byeeee

I fear crybaby has been crying since she popped up in my head… poor thing. She knows shes finna go THROUGH it.

(If you guys actually fw this then ill make a thread thingy for it idek.)

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How many weeks pregnant is Bambi?

Hello Bambi is 2 months along so I wanna say around 8 to 10 weeks

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Boston Show Surprise

Summary: Matt and Bambi's Boston surprise

Warnings: swearing, fluff, Matt being a simp, Matt being in love, bambi being a simp, Bambi being in love, Bambi and Matt being the king and queen of surprises, use of y/n for the first and only time(hopefully) in this au (Italics are the video)

Bambi was sitting between Matt's legs as the countdown started, her fingers interlocked with his nervously.

"I'm so nervous!" Nick laughed putting his hand on his heart as the countdown got down to 10.

"alright everyone count!"

"10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2...1..." The audience screamed in pure joy and excitement as Bambi and Matt walked into frame.

Matt stood up doing a fake bow helping Bambi up as Nick and Chris set everything up.

Bambi opened the clue box holding up wedding invitations.

"Wedding invitations?" Chris laughed as he took the blank invitations from Bambi.

Bambi hummed softly sitting on the couch "Yep. any guesses?"

"Did you guys pick a wedding date?"

Matt smiled "That's a good guess.... Chris?"

"Ummmm...... Did you pick a wedding venue?"

"Now one of the fans. Then we'll get into the video."

One of the fans got a microphone. "Um........all I got is that you picked a date."

"all amazing guesses"

"Okay we only have enough time to play the video once. so I need you all to be very quiet, can you guys do that?"

****

Matt and Bambi stood in front of the camera together both taking a breath. "As you guys know. We're engaged..... I want a big wedding but Matt wants something small and intimate."

"So we decided to compromise......"

"So on March 14th, 2025...... We got married..." Bambi smiled sheepishly at the camera as Matt grinned kissing her cheek.

As soon as the sentence left video Bambi's mouth the audience screamed.

"You're fucking joking!" Chris yelled in disbelief excitement and disbelief on his face.

Nick looked happy and a bit hurt "Without us?!"

Bambi smiled sadly at the two of them "Sorry"

"Don't worry Nick and Chris. Sometime next year we will be doing an bigger wedding for you guys and the rest of our families to be apart of"

Bambi nodded with a smile "Exactly. But until then.....Watch us get married in this video."

The scenery changed to Bambi who was sitting with Mary-lou as she got her hair done by her mom "I'm so nervous" She giggled.

"Why are you nervous, puddin." Her mom smiled at her through the mirror.

"What if he doesn't like the way I looks?"

"My son has been absolutely in love with you his entire life Bambi. You could walk down that aisle in sweat pants and he'd still think you were the most beautiful girl in the universe."

Bambi's eyes watered "Aw crap i'm gonna cry"

Mary Lou and M/N laughed softly "How did you find your dress, puddin"

"I went thrift shopping like two weeks ago with Nyx and found it, I told her I was gonna use it as a Halloween costume."

"I can't wait to see you in it." Mary Lou gushed kissing her daughter in laws hands.

****

The camera focused on Matt who had tears in his eyes as he looked Bambi who stood across from him with a grin on her face and tears in her eyes. "Y/N L/N since the day we met 19 years ago I have been absolutely in love with you, you are and always have been my best friend. I have and will always do everything I can to make you happy. My heart, mind, soul and whatever else I have is yours. I'm yours. I love your eyes, your smile. I love your dimples and the way your nose scrunches when you giggle. The way you are with Justin, Nick, Chris and Moon. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you, Bambi. I love you and thank you for choosing me."

"Fuck I'm crying!" Nick shouted hiding his face in Chris arm as Chris sniffled.

Bambi sniffled and let out a soft giggle still holding Matt's her mind running a mile a minute "I'm so sorry, my mind just went fuzzy." She mumbled softly to him making him grin and laugh softly. "I'm sorry"

"No baby. You're perfect." He whispered softly

The crowd immediately screamed hearing this making Matt grin and kiss Bambi's head.

"Matthew Sturniolo... We went from two 5 year olds pretending to get married at recess to two 21 year olds standing in front of each other declaring their love for each other. You are my soulmate. You give me a reason to get out of bed in the morning. When I'm at my lowest you are always there to hold and love me even when I don't think I deserve it or when I push you away. I'm madly in love with you. You're the Gomez to my Morticia. The Eugene Fitzherbert to my Rapunzel. And I can't wait for us to be together forever." She grinned up at him trying not to cry.

Nick and Chris started at the screen in awe

"Please, Matthew and Y/N, exchange the rings that symbolize your enduring love and commitment." The officiant looked between them as the immediately moved to do so. "By the authority vested in me, and with the blessing of your loved ones, I now pronounce you, husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride"

Matt wasted no time moving forward grabbing Bambi's face and attaching their lips.

The audience, Nick and Chris began to scream happily. Nick and Chris jumping up and tackling their brother in a hug all three of them laughing and crying before quickly moving to Bambi although they were more careful with her due to the pregnancy.

"Holy shit!"

"I can't believe you two hid this from us month!"

Bambi giggled clinging to Chris who was still hugging her. "It was so hard. We wanted to talk to you guys about it so bad."

"Yeah, it was really fucking hard." Matt laughed taking off the chain he was wearing that had his wedding ring on it and slipped it on his ring finger. "I can finally wear this." he grabbed Bambi pulling her over to him with ease and kissing her lovingly causing the crowd to scream.

Dividers By @bernardsbendystraws

@sturnmeovr @big-poppa23 @colorthecosmos444 @sturns-mermaid @mattsstarlet @iammattswife @courta13 @conspiracy-ash @raesturns @mattscherries @emely9274 @harls-sturn @loser41ifee @trevorsgodmother @ivysturnss @tezzzzzzzz @riowritesitall @sturnioz-main @bells-sturn @tits4matt @sturnsfey @chrisspussygang @spicyunicorn124 @vanteguccir @sturniolosymphony @your-favoriteblond @bambisturns

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[scorpio1205]

Lmfaooooooo I freaking adore you babe! Congratulations! Everyone who follows me needs to go follow her rn!!!!!!

100 FOLLOWERS?!

you’re kidding. you’re actually kidding.

thank you sm for 100 little souls following me… i love y’all down seriously.

special love for my favorite moots 💕

Lele aka @vanteguccir

My twin flame. You get me like no one else does, your energy is so real and raw and I’m forever obsessed with how you see the world. You’re THAT girl, always.

Rose aka @bernardsbendystraws

Your brain deserves its own museum. Your writing? Makes me cry, scream, throw up, and come back for more. You inspire me daily. Literally the reason I wanna be better.

Angii aka @scorpio1205

A Scorpio with taste? Dangerous combo. You're sharp, you're sweet, you're iconic. I admire the way you move through the world like you own it. You kinda do.

Moya aka @dolliraez (aka my Yaya)

My freaky soulmate. We’re literally the most unserious yet deeply connected pair alive. You’re hilarious, stunning, and lowkey the baddest girl on this app. Ride or die forever.

Zenith aka @zenithsturniolo

A star living up to their name. You’re elegant chaos, a walking aesthetic, and your presence just makes everything cooler. You’re the vibe every time.

and sooo many more, don’t think i forgot you if you’re not tagged, i see u and i love u.

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

TRIPETTES MENTION?!

Referencing my group chat on ig?!!?! THEY KNOW ✨ (jk)

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I'm honored baby

𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐬 !

╰ ❛loves ❜ 𓂃 @courta13 // @jensturnss // @pvssychicken // @sturnsfey // @evangelinescherryblossom // @scorpio1205 // @joanakaulitz // @theyluvivi // @angelic-sturniolos111 // @bamsblooming // @cayleeuhithinknott // @pixie-sticks-are-good // @conspiracy-ash // @mattslolita // @mattswifeyy // @bells-sturn // @muwapsturniolo // @strnilolover // @bernardsbendystraws // @whore4mattsturniolo // @sophand4n4 // @leisturni //

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SHE LOVESSSSSSSSS ME <3 thank youyou gorgeous

Like, Reblog, and tag @bernardsbendystraws when using <333

Requested by @scorpio1205

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okay.

I know it’s easy to hit the block button and move on which I’ve been doing. It’s simple click those three dots hit block — BUT. The amount of death threats, suicide jokes, and just overall disgusting things in my inbox is sickening.

I wouldn’t speak up on it but seriously can you not stop and think for a minute, you never know what someone’s going through, how someone’s feeling, and just overall someone’s mindset.

you don’t know my story, I don’t know yours. For that exact reason is why I’m not bashing the people in my inbox, why I’m not saying rude stuff back. I know what it’s like to not feel appreciated or wanted and just because of that reason I know what it’s like to have a negative angry mindset.

I am fourteen. I’m in school and other activities outside of school. I’ve been kicked out, and I’m in the midst of moving out I’m busy on top of that random people are sending me death threats!? You guys act like you know me which obviously you don’t.

you don’t know a single thing about me and I don’t know a single thing about you so what makes you think it’s okay for you to even bash someone’s mental health, their character, or even send them death threats.

And I’m gonna leave it at that. I hope everyone gets in a healthy mindset and knows they are loved by atleast one person and you are beautiful or handsome! Love you all.

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Thank you so much! Also definitely not the same concepts! Love ur writing btw

hey gorgeous I just found out that you are in fact doing a Percy jackson au is it okay if I do one too I don't wanna step on ur toes

totally fine so long as it’s not the same concepts! like if i saw u doing unclaimed!reader ,dionysus!chris, hermes!nick and ares!matt then i would probably speak up but the concept of percy jackson isn’t owned by me

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bsf!matt helping pregnant!bambi when she is emotional

yessssssssssssss! He tries so hard lol and she's extremely emotional at time (like me)