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There are 50 recorded species of ghost shark, divided into three groups: plow-nose, long-nose, and short-nose.

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The dark shyshark is classed as Least Concern because it is common and not strongly affected by human activity, though given its small range it could be very strongly affected by an increase in fishing or habitat degradation in its area.

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Thrasher: “Do you think the deal’s gonna go sour?

Scapegrace: "Not with Clarabelle standing guard!”

Clarabelle: *brought a tennis ball with her, is bouncing it against a wall outside*

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“There is not a man or woman, no matter how fit they may be, who is capable of carrying the entire world on their shoulders.”

“Skulduggery was.”

“From what I heard, Detective Pleasant relied heavily on you. For courage, strategy, and moral guidance. You were his support.”

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Let's talk about Erskine fucking Ravel for a minute

This motherfucker will charm the pants off of you

Along with every other article of clothing you have because damn this fucker is fine as hell

He knows it too and he’ll fucking flaunt it like the motherfucker he is. He’ll make you fucking faint with that fine ass Irish accent

And he’s the sassiest fucker on the planet. He won’t take your shit. You want to take over the Sanctuary? Good fucking luck because he’ll give you the biggest fucking sass lecture you’ve ever heard. Then beat your ass.

He has surpreme power over all of Ireland and he doesn’t even fucking abuse it. He didn’t even want to the fucking job.

But he took it anyway and he fucking rocks it.

He didn’t even fufill the requirements because he didn’t fucking want to. This motherfucker ain’t taking your Grand Mage shit. 

And he was apart of the Dead Men group. This motherfucker went through Hell and came out finer than wine. What a badass.

He’s the nicest motherfucker on the planet. He liked Tanith but he let her go because guess fucking what his friend liked her. A+ man you wish you were him. 

And he fucking fought a hired killer who never fails and only got a few broken ribs. What a fucking badass.

Then he got possessed and came out just fucking fine.

Erskine Ravel is better than you.

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I DEMAND MORE RAZZIA POSTS

she is my gurldriend please draw her for i cannot

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A minimalistic Sorrowscorn doodle for @jarongallowsarm

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China x Eliza <3 I don’t know why I can’t imagine them together outisde the 50′s ^^ (with an 90′s radio post I know :3)

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The black magic of Mulholland Drive Swimming pools under desert skies Drinking white wine in the blushing light Just another LA Devotee

my comissions

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China Sorrows/Eliza Scorn

Listen, I love these two though I like China better duh and I wish we knew more about them together in the Diablerie bc Evil!China 

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“It’s not that I want you to go, it’s just that I don’t want you to stay…”

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Haha, of course she won’t betray you!

Also her dress probably cost more than someones car but she got it for a nice price

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Skulduggery Pleasant book 1, please thank @surikane

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its me assholes im on chapter 22 of midnight and the only reason i downloaded tumblr was to reblog a fanart of scorn and sorrows

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i stg if the skulduggery pleasant series doesnt have “and the darkness rained upon them” as the title of the last book im gonna kill a bitch

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inktober 22 a skeleton (detective and combat accessory) 

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And do you know what hurts the most, Erskine? This nail I just stepped on. But there’s a metaphorical nail in my other foot that hurts the second most, and it’s from you backstabbing us. So maybe instead of the nail metaphor, I should have used a stabbing metaphor, but it’s too late for that now, isn’t it?

Saracen Rue, probably.  (via incorrectspquotes)