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I wanna rp w/ my urban fantasy detective sosobad so like/reply to this for a starter with Avery

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"If they're OUR children, you're gonna be making up for all the income I lose while I'm stuck at home dealing with this, right? Cause I was grinding for gear here and now I'm stuck as a dodge tank with zero dex." Elves ARE extremely good at being pregnant. That's what they have to take in exchange for all the buffs. "You should be paying ME to take the thing off your hands."

"You shouldn't get so wound up. It's not good for our children. Besides, Turbo MP means that gestation should be a little quicker. Maybe eight months." Sooner, even, given elven biology. "A mere five gold for this darling little wheelbarrow slash stroller. I'm giving it away."

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This is why you don't build dodge tank, kids. If you get hit once, you're fucked. And you WILL eventually get hit.

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"I'M NOT BUYING ANYTHING FROM YOU! I HAVE TO SPEND NINE MONTHS DEALING WITH THIS NOW!" Maybe she can just shove her gear into a bag of holding... That should at least let her walk back to town...

"I can sell you a wheelbarrow. Real cheap. Friend prices. Baby momma prices? (The grimoire wasn't exactly clear on what would be doing the impregnating. I assumed me.)"

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"My glass cannon build..." Her dex is basically zero at this point- and her magic resistance was nil to begin with. This is why she hates mages. "QUINTUPLETS? Come on, I'm not even gonna be able to walk!" In fact, she was overencumbered already.

...

Drinks an ether.

Casts Pregnancy on you again.

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@noaccountingfortasteless replied to you in a post “Casts pregnancy on you Casts pregnancy on you...”:

@scifielves Turbo MP, sucker! For a doubled cost I get potency AND accuracy up!!

"Well... at least it's... only quadruplets...?"

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Thoughts on space elves like the drukari and the like

"They're like elves.... but in space!"

"So. Elves. I dunno, its pretty much just samesies to me unless you're talking about specific types of space elves and then at that point them being elves isn't as much of a significant factor."

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Me when I get a high level debuff removal spell cast on me and my pregnancy is aborted-

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Are glory hole scenarios okay with you?

I do definitely like a glory hole! As long as there's no men involved, glory holes are nice

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Deathclaws, yay or nay?

Deathclaws are a big yay

Big and scary with big claws and arms and eggs? cmooooon

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This is probably a bit on the nose but what are your thoughts on Skaven?

Skaven are cool! Not hot, not attractive

Very cool though

I love the mad scientist aesthetic

And also magic rock guns

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What’s your stance on cum addiction kinks?

Extremely meh

I get it if cum is tasty or smells good or is super potent or whatever

But straight up cum addiction isnt hot at all and the other stuff about desiring the cum itself is just kinda stuff I put in for other people

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Has Dahlia ever gone ghost-hunting before?

She hasn't! Communing with spirits is pretty standard necromancer fare, but she's only done so in controlled environments thus far, especially because she doesn't have a license to actually summon spirits outside of college grounds.

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Cyber Dragons are urban fantasy, right?

LMAO

They're definitely not *standard* urban fantasy. A standard of urban fantasy is that its low fantasy and modern day technology, a cyber dragon is a little beyond at the very least that second thing

Im sure it could be explained away but its definitely a stretch

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Plap Plap Plap (The Demon Lord wants to impregnate Berenice)

At least she's getting bred by a pretty face.

How did she get here? No, seriously, how did she get here? She's still level 1, what's she doing in the final boss's throne room? Not that it mattered, she was instantly restrained and stripped of her armor, the demon lord wasting no time in claiming her new prize.

The sounds of their copulation echoed through the throne room, Berenice's moans calling out clearly against the slapping of skin on skin as the two of them reach closer and closer to climax...

Despite how dire a situation this might seem, who's to say that Berenice couldn't get herself a cushy spot at the Demon Lord's side? She doesn't have any loyalty to the shitty goddess that brought her here as a sex toy...

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Its hip to fuck bedsheet ghost. So days the great necromancer

"It is EXTREMELY hip to fuck bedsheet ghosts. If anyone wants to donate a bunch of horny bedsheet ghost icons Im right here just saying-"

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"You already got the durability part down and you're able to stretch to fully accommodate my girth~ Since you're agreeing to be my wife, I'll tell you my name. Something the rest of you don't deserve to hear from me personally, you'll only hear it if my wife moans my name~"

She lifted the hero up just enough for her to lean over and whisper who she was in her now wife's ear. She had no reason to keep identity hidden after all.

"The Progenitor and Ruler of all Dragons, Tiamat. I have a male name but you clearly prefer my female form so I'm telling you that one."

Thus with her name revealed to her wife, Tiamat went right back to fucking Berenice silly. Neither her or her wife had their full, so she had no reason to stop.

"T-t-tiamat..." The name rung some familiarity in her ear, but that was from a life totally left behind. Certainly, her short life as a hero was now left behind, as well. There was some comfort and enjoyment to be found as the most prized of Tiamat's concubines, and Berenice was more than happy to change her allegiances at an offer like that.