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Reluctant Realizations Starters

“This alliance is temporary and on record, I will hate every second of it.”

“So, we’re stuck doing this together…”

“Alright hey… maybe I did like that, okay? Don’t look into it.”

“This has got to be the worst work situation I could have possibly gotten.”

“You two getting along this well has resulted in me having opinions.”

“So how’d that turn out for you?”

“You did actually enjoy the time we had, didn’t you?”

“This is now entirely hopeless.”

“What are we supposed to do now?”

“To think this entire time… I’ve actually hated it!”

“I’m detecting there are feelings going on.”

“Admitting things to yourself isn’t always a god awful experience.”

“Is it really that bad, to like something like this without worry?”

“I get to be a little selfish right now. Screw everything else.”

“Alright… fine. You did win, I admit it. Happy?”

“Maybe someone being an absolute gremlin isn’t always unwanted. Sometimes.”

“It wasn’t an agonizing experience… I guess.”

“Oh I know what that face means. Can’t hide it, I know that that means!”

“You were smiling and giggling, and didn’t realize the time. Come on.”

“It… it wasn’t ever healthy for me, was it?”

“You need to come to terms with what happened, what wasn’t good for you.”

“Say it? Fine, I lost. Are you quite pleased with yourself?”

“I miss the good parts of what I had but… I won’t fall back into that trap.”

“Expectations are just… disappointing. I know that I’ve done that.”

“Maybe emotions are convoluted and stupid but feelings are…”

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                 i thought that 

                             i would be 

                   (  d e a d  )

                               by now…

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Claude Monet’s winter landscapes ꙳❅

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if you have a crippling fear of people getting mad at you and you know it clap your hands

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angsty injury things … sentence starters

“Can you walk?”

“That looks broken.“

“That’s a lot of blood.”

“Tell me where it hurts.”

“Why are you bleeding?“

“That’s not just a scratch.”

“I thought you were dead!”

“Don’t you pass out on me!”

“Hey, hey, stay with me, ok?“

“You got hurt, again? Again?”

“Just sit up and breathe, ok?“

“Holy crap, you look like hell.”

“What happened to your leg?“

“Thank god you’re breathing…”

“You should get that looked at.”

“You can barely walk. Sit down.”

“I’m going to carry you, now, ok?”

“Is it bleeding? It’s still bleeding?”

“Where’d you get those bruises?”

“Don’t move, you’ll make it worse!“

“We need to get you to a hospital.“

“You were really hurt. Really hurt…”

“Oh, that’s going to leave a bruise.”

“How many fingers am I holding up?“

“Here, press this against the wound.”

“Here, lean on me. I’ll help you walk.”

“Hold still, I have to bandage this up.”

“Don’t move, I’m getting a first-aid kit.”

“Why didn’t you tell me it was this bad?”

“How the hell did you do this to yourself?“

“Shush, just concentrate on staying awake.”

“This is going to hurt, but I need to clean that.”

“Oh, god. Please be alive. Please still be alive!”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?“

“That looks pretty bad. I think you need stitches.”

“What do you mean you’re fine? You are not fine!”

“You should lay down, you hit your head pretty hard.”

“Well… I hope you at least gave as good as you got.”

“That’s a really nasty looking bruise. Need some ice?”

“I got you. It’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

“I don’t know how you’re even conscious at this point.”

“Stop being so stubborn and just let me patch you up!”

“You’re going to stay in bed and heal. I’ll handle things.”

“I’m going to find you did this to you, and I’m going to kill them.”

“’Don’t do that’, I said. ‘You’ll get hurt’, I said. And what did you do?”

“So, you tried bandaging this up, and you�� well, you did your best.”

“Oh, thank god, you’re finally awake. Thought I lost you for a minute there.”

“I found you laying out there in the cold. Had to fight to keep you breathing.”

“Okay, no, I’m not laughing. Not laughing. Are you okay? That must’ve hurt.”

“Who did this to you? And, no, I’m not going to believe this was an accident.”

“Of course I’m worried about you. You keep getting hurt, and keep not letting people look after you.”

“I bandaged you up while you were out and… this isn’t the first time you’ve been hurt this bad, is it? I saw the scars.”

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Oops! First Interactions

Send me a symbol for our Muses to meet when the following accident occurs…

♔ - one Muse hits the other while opening a door too fast/forcefully ♕ - one Muse gestures wildly and smacks another passing by ♖ - one Muse shoots the other (non-lethal…probably) ♗ - one Muse trips the other ♘- one Muse drops a bucket of ice water on the other, mistaking them for someone else ♟- one Muse spills something on the other ♙ - one Muse gets thrown into the other during a fight and injures them ♚ - one Muse saves the other from a dangerous situation, only to end up in danger themselves ♛ - one Muse runs into the other with their bike / skateboard / golf cart / etc. ♜ - one Muse attempts to assassinate the other after mistaking them for their target ♝- one Muse accidentally casts a spell on the other

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Sickness starters!

( as requested by the lovely @zalemoonshadow )

❝You aren’t looking so hot.❞ 

❝Maybe you should sit down.❞

❝I think I need to sit down.❞

❝Just take it easy today.❞

❝No – no. We’re going home, right now.❞

❝Can we leave?❞

❝You just threw up 3 times, you’re not fine!❞

❝I’m fine. I think I’m done now.❞

❝Just let me take care of you. Why are you so stubborn?❞

❝We’re going to the pharmacy and then we’re going home.❞

❝My stomach isn’t feeling so great.❞

❝I think my stomach is trying to digest itself.❞

❝I think I just need some sleep.❞

❝Will you stay with me tonight?❞

❝I don’t want to get you sick.❞

❝You’re gonna get me sick!❞

❝Holy shit, you’re burning up.❞

❝I can’t stop sweating.❞

❝I can’t stop shivering.❞

❝Are you ever not sick?❞ 

❝How the hell are you still conscious right now? Your temp is almost 104.❞

❝Urgent care or ER? Those are your two options. We’re not staying here.❞

❝Do you want some tea?❞

❝I made you some tea.❞

❝I’m losing my voice.❞

❝I couldn’t get any sleep last night, I can’t breathe out of my nose.❞

❝Oh my god, you sound like Roz from Monsters Inc!❞

❝Bathroom. Now.❞

❝Bed. Now.❞

❝I’m not taking that medicine, it’s disgusting.❞

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Studio Ghibli + Rain

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Meeting in the nature starters

“Hello? I’ve lost the trail… Do you know where I am?”

“These trees look ancient, don’t they?”

“I’ve never seen woods prettier than this!”

“I did not expect someone else to be here.”

“Oh! I thought no one else came to this creek / lake / pond/ river / stream / spot.”

“I’ve never seen prettier flowers, have you?”

“What was that? Was that a bird?”

“The water’s amazing! Come, join me.”

“Have you found any berries / mushrooms / herbs?”

“The flowers are pretty, but the scent is giving me a headache…”

“Help! A fox snatched my (insert item)!”

“Did… did the forest just go silent?”

“I swear this is the last time I’m going hiking…”

“Do you hike a lot?”

“Wow, you’re a wonderful swimmer!”

“Help! I can’t swim!!”

“Please tell me that wasn’t a bear.”

“Enjoying the good weather?”

“Did you also come to feed the birds?”

“Look… that’s a family of deer right there.”

“It’s getting chilly, isn’t it?”

“Have you seen anything more beautiful?”

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“What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?”

— Anthony Trollope, (b. 24 April 1815)

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enemies to lovers but one is injured — starters

doesn't necessarily have to be enemies or lovers i just needed a title x

“ can you walk? “

“ i’m okay. “

“ you’re bleeding. “

“ lean on me. ” “ for support? “

“ i’ll get you out of here. ”

“ are you crazy? i’m not staying here with you! “

“ just trust me. “ “ i've done that mistake before. “

“ don't die on me now, [nickname]. “

“ i don't need your help. “ “ sure does look like it. “

“ rich coming from the guy who tried to kill me three days ago. “

“ how bad is it? “ “ it’s bad. “

“ you got shot. there's a literal bullet in you. “ “ are you sure? “

“ i can see [the bullet]. “ “ i can feel it. “

“ stay with me. don’t close your eyes. “

“ remove the damn thing. “

“ i’m not a doctor. “

“ didn't pierce your heart now did it? “ “ clearly not. “ “ that sure is unfortunate. “ [proceeds to stab their enemy’s leg]

“ you trust me, don't you? “

“ jesus fucking christ... “

“ don't touch me! “

“ then do it yourself you egit. “

“ how am i supposed to bandage you up if you won't let me near you? “

“ right now, you’re all i've got. “

“ you’re going to be fine, so shut up. “

“ i'm scared. “ “ want me to read you a bed-time story? “

“ you're not going to die. “

“ i can’t feel my legs. “

“ can you walk? “ “ what does it look like? “

“ here, take my gun. “ “ are you crazy? i’ve never used one before! “

“ you’ll have to carry me. “

“ come on, i’ll bandage you up. “

“ i know we’re not exactly friends, but right now you're all i got. “

“ you shoot, i distract. “

“ where’s the bullet? “ [beat] “ hey, i can’t find the bullet! “

“ why are you the one freaking out? i’m the one with a knife in my stomach. “

“ are you squeamish? “

“ looks like you’re gonna throw up. “

“ you're stronger than you look. “

“ you look like shit. “ “ thank you. “

“ here, take my hand. “

“ i'm gonna kill you. “ “ for what, saving your ass? “

“ don't touch me. “ “ shall i leave you here to die, then? “

“ stop it you're hurting me! “ “ i need to get the knife out. “

“ didn't realize you had it in you. “ “ have what in me? “ “ to care for another person. “

“ if anything's going to kill you, it's going to be me. “ “

“ don't remove the knife or you'll bleed to death. “

“ shut up before i kill you myself. “

“ wait here. “ “ it's not like i can go anywhere. “

“ give me your gun. “ “ fuck, no. “

“ why the hell did they stab you? “ “ should i have asked for an explanation? “

“ shut up or i’ll give you a real reason to cry. “

“ you owe me. “

“ fuck you, i'm not doing this! “

“ this is all your fault. “ “ oh don’t act like you’re not enjoying yourself. “

“ you're going to kill me, aren't you? “

“ why would you help me? “

“ call it a truce. “

“ why the hell did you stab me? “

“ i don't have anywhere else to go. “

“ i'm glad you're okay. “

“ thank you, for saving my life. “

“ i would have died if it wasn't for you. “

“ you can stay for as long as you need. “

“ we can go back to hating each other tomorrow. “

“ if you need anything, you know where to find me. “

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