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sometimes a family is rook his boyfriend and his boyfriend's son he steals every night

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bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

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Davrin: *is one of the only companions with a comfortable bed in a private place*

Also Davrin: We are definitely banging on Solas’ couch, because fuck that guy.

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”what do rook and the warriors do during book club?” Involuntary Yoga

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my rooks and their lovers 😌

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the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”

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I’m very normal right now

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Step into my healing aura you shit fuck

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I'll always talk up internet radio stations because I don't think the average person is aware that they're free, can run in your browser (or in any program that can connect to them), work on your phone, run better than a youtube tab, and give you a much better selection of music than you could get from a general algorithmic playlist

(also lots of them have live shows which you can tune into for free)

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“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

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umm awesome ad i just got wtf

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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it