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Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

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starting a collection #blackmold

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Fish Necklace by vacialanevera

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how life feels after a salad and 64 oz of water

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on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

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can I pay extra to not have a pizza commissar breathing down Sara's neck

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A sweet interaction on the knitting Reddit

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macarons

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pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

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Today’s card is: A 3x5 index card

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if i lived in the mushroom kingdom luigi and i would be best friends

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I was cooking on twitter today

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last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

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three different coworkers said "killing myself" as a greeting today so its dope that at least all of us are unified in our suffering

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was that the bite of ‘87???

cross stitch of markiplier and fnaf by me!!