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Living For the Paradise City (cover)

ridiculous 

words cannot relay

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GotDamnit!  This muthuPhukka made me cry..                                                                                                                                 ..shit.

Morris Day - Over That Rainbow

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Church Got Chat...  "Behold, I do a new thing".--God

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SwAggApocalypse Ready 4 The World!

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GHETTO KOMBAT X: "CLUB KOTAL" (episode 5)

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GHETTO KOMBAT X: "RAIDEN'S POWER AND LIGHT" (EP 4)

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GHETTO KOMBAT X: SHE CREEPING!

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GHETTO KOMBAT X : (CLUB KOTAL PART 2) "COME TEST ME" BY ITSREAL85VIDS

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MORTAL KOMBAT 12 IS OUT NOW!!!

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NEW CHARACTERS | TEFLON DON & THE GREAT IMPEACH

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STAR WARS JEDI: FALLEN ORDER(..OF MAKING STAR WARS JEDI KNIGHT GAMES). BEWARE THE DISNEY DERP!

https://steamcommunity.com/id/SchwaaggaaMonStaar/recommended/1172380  

I cannot overstate that this game, IS SO NOT FUN. Anyone who believes otherwise, is a low-down, dirty, mangy, filthy, flee-bitten, ball-sniffin', toilet drinker.

Annoying. Everything about this game is so Focking aggravatingly annoying. I hate absolutely everything there is to hate about this game. I hate that it's called Star Wars, because I've owned practically every Star Wars game ever released, including Galaxy At War, DICES epic abortion fail, Battlefront Rebooted, and The Old Republic before it was free. Star Wars' stand-alone single player games were LucasArts' bread & butter; they were an industry standard, and the companies flagship. Now that ship has tanked.

Interactive In-game tutorials… need I say more. Yeah, I don’t know anybody who doesn’t enjoy having the game, game-splain to you how to play the game, while playing the game (it’s like a cut scene on crystal meth).

Did I mention it doesn't save your progress the way you think it should. Yeah, kiss that new swag goodbye if you don't push through enough of the story line. I had five stim when I signed off one day. The next day, I have three. Three, people!!! Besides, you can't pick up any guns you get off downed storm troopers anyway. Kyle Katarn had a million guns, about a billion grenades, thermal detonators, trip mines, all before he had a light saber. Jeez-Us, I miss that TENLOSS DISRUPTOR RIFLE right now!

Who decided that walking was no longer a thing? Yeah, whose idea was it to get rid of walking? He moves like a Ree-Tard; the guy can’t just walk. Nope. Just lurching and running, lurching and running. It does not play like Star Wars, it doesn’t feel like Star Wars, and Kyle Katarn would never have been faced with such lack of choice in his decision making. First contact with storm troopers, this guy hulks out with a light saber?

Basically, the entire beginning of this game, which is time consuming, functions as an interactive cut scene, in that you have to play it to a certain objective point, before it even allows you the option of simply quitting the game. That’s right. You cannot quit playing this game until you complete the initial story line of a functioning quazi-gameplay tool that plays out like an in-depth in-game tutorial designed to get you accustomed with avatar movement. Don’t believe me? The moment you meet Second Sister by yourself, and she says, “Going somewhere?” Let go the controls. The game plays itself. ‘Esc’ all you want, there will be no option allowing you the luxury to ‘quit’ until the platform creator’s conceptual agenda on how this game is played, is serviced in full. 

Let me try and put this into perspective for you; they shelved, 'STAR WARS 1313', a game they knew was better, made by George Lucas, himself, & LucasArts, for this bowlshyt.

Combat is a travesty, wonky, clunky, no style, no grace. Force powers are a shambles of what they used to be; no mind tricks, no stealth, no sophistication, no lightening bolts coursing through the fingers. And you really miss that stealth when you're the kind of person who doesn't play the way they made this game, the only way it plays. Movement is a f**king nightmare, lack of fast travel, even in a Star Wars, yet one of an innumerable plethora of poor creative decisions. Once you fix the scomp link, you want out of there! Plain & simple.

OMG the DERP! The Disney Derp! If Disney spent as much time writing, producing, creating, and programming as much as they did derping down your favorite icons, superheroes, and the like, they might actually produce something worth it's salt. But, boy, do they love derping. Forget about force abilities, or the lack thereof, it doesn't matter what this kid, Cal, can or can't do, because they didn't put any power behind it. This has got to be the weakest goddamned, white trash, trailer park, food stamp, welfare, homeless, disability, hillbilly, Jedi Knight fockface, ever! If force abilities was a gun, and force power was bullets, he'd have a clip with three paint balls in it.

Remember the glory of Kyle Katarn throwing everything including the kitchen sink around the room with ease. Yeah... hold on to that thought.

Whoever thought it was a good idea to come out with 'The Force Unleashed' where you're just basically smackin' everything in the mouth with your dyck, then derp the force power out of force abilities for this schyt-show in a dumpster fire, should be flogged within an inch of their worthless, pathetic friggin lives.

And don't even get me started on just getting the game started in the first place. Downloaded twice?! Through Steam & Origin?! Still had to overhaul Origin files, reset my PC, ... etc, I'm talking command prompt (admin) schyt... 

Let me just give anyone trying to load or start or play this game a helping hand: 

RESET ORIGIN 

1. If Origin is running, close it from the task manager to make sure every version of it is closed, then...

2. Hold the Windows key + R.

3. In the command box that opens, type %ProgramData% then click OK.

4. Open the Origin folder and delete all the files and folders inside it except for LocalContent. Do not delete that folder.

5. Hold the Windows key + R again.

6. In the command box that opens, type %AppData% then click OK.

7. In the Roaming folder that opens, delete the Origin folder.

8. Click on AppData in the address bar.

9. . Open the Local folder.

10. Delete the Origin folder in there.

11. Restart your PC and log back into Origin.

FLUSH DNS - WINDOWS 10

1.Hold down the Windows Key and press X.

2.Click Command Prompt (Admin).

3.Type ipconfig/flushdns and press Enter.

4.Type ipconfig /registerdns and press Enter.

5.Type ipconfig /release and press Enter.

6.Type ipconfig /renew and press Enter.

7.Type netsh winsock reset and press Enter.

8.Reboot your computer (then smack urself in the face).

Yeah, that's just to get it running... The whole game is a sad satire of the glory of what Star Wars used to be. I miss Kyle Katarn something aweful...

Happy gaming (he said facetiously).

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STAR WARS JEDI: FALLEN ORDER(..OF MAKING STAR WARS JEDI KNIGHT GAMES). BEWARE THE DISNEY DERP! https://steamcommunity.com/id/SchwaaggaaMonStaar/recommended/1172380 I cannot overstate that this game, IS SO NOT FUN. Anyone who believes otherwise, is a low-down, dirty, mangy, filthy, flee-bitten, ball-sniffin', toilet drinker. Annoying. Everything about this game is so Focking aggravatingly annoying. I hate absolutely everything there is to hate about this game. I hate that it's called Star Wars, because I've owned practically every Star Wars game ever released, including Galaxy At War, DICES epic abortion fail, Battlefront Rebooted, and The Old Republic before it was free. Star Wars' stand-alone single player games were LucasArts' bread & butter; they were an industry standard, and the companies flagship. Now that ship has tanked. Interactive In-game tutorials… need I say more. Yeah, I don’t know anybody who doesn’t enjoy having the game, game-splain to you how to play the game, while playing the game (it’s like a cut scene on crystal meth). Did I mention it doesn't save your progress the way you think it should. Yeah, kiss that new swag goodbye if you don't push through enough of the story line. I had five stim when I signed off one day. The next day, I have three. Three, people!!! Besides, you can't pick up any guns you get off downed storm troopers anyway. Kyle Katarn had a million guns, about a billion grenades, thermal detonators, trip mines, all before he had a light saber. Jeez-Us, I miss that TENLOSS DISRUPTOR RIFLE right now! Who decided that walking was no longer a thing? Yeah, whose idea was it to get rid of walking? He moves like a Ree-Tard; the guy can’t just walk. Nope. Just lurching and running, lurching and running. It does not play like Star Wars, it doesn’t feel like Star Wars, and Kyle Katarn would never have been faced with such lack of choice in his decision making. First contact with storm troopers, this guy hulks out with a light saber? Basically, the entire beginning of this game, which is time consuming, functions as an interactive cut scene, in that you have to play it to a certain objective point, before it even allows you the option of simply quitting the game. That’s right. You cannot quit playing this game until you complete the initial story line of a functioning quazi-gameplay tool that plays out like an in-depth in-game tutorial designed to get you accustomed with avatar movement. Don’t believe me? The moment you meet Second Sister by yourself, and she says, “Going somewhere?” Let go the controls. The game plays itself. ‘Esc’ all you want, there will be no option allowing you the luxury to ‘quit’ until the platform creator’s conceptual agenda on how this game is played, is serviced in full. Let me try and put this into perspective for you; they shelved, 'STAR WARS 1313', a game they knew was better, made by George Lucas, himself, & LucasArts, for this bowlshyt. Combat is a travesty, wonky, clunky, no style, no grace. Force powers are a shambles of what they used to be; no mind tricks, no stealth, no sophistication, no lightening bolts coursing through the fingers. And you really miss that stealth when you're the kind of person who doesn't play the way they made this game, the only way it plays. Movement is a f**king nightmare, lack of fast travel, even in a Star Wars, yet one of an innumerable plethora of poor creative decisions. Once you fix the scomp link, you want out of there! Plain & simple. OMG the DERP! The Disney Derp! If Disney spent as much time writing, producing, creating, and programming as much as they did derping down your favorite icons, superheroes, and the like, they might actually produce something worth it's salt. But, boy, do they love derping. Forget about force abilities, or the lack thereof, it doesn't matter what this kid, Cal, can or can't do, because they didn't put any power behind it. This has got to be the weakest goddamned, white trash, trailer park, food stamp, welfare, homeless, disability, hillbilly, Jedi Knight fockface, ever! If force abilities was a gun, and force power was bullets, he'd have a clip with three paint balls in it. Remember the glory of Kyle Katarn throwing everything including the kitchen sink around the room with ease. Yeah... hold on to that thought. Whoever thought it was a good idea to come out with 'The Force Unleashed' where you're just basically smackin' everything in the mouth with your dyck, then derp the force power out of force abilities for this schyt-show in a dumpster fire, should be flogged within an inch of their worthless, pathetic friggin lives. And don't even get me started on just getting the game started in the first place. Downloaded twice?! Through Steam & Origin?! Still had to overhaul Origin files, reset my PC, ... etc, I'm talking command prompt (admin) schyt... Let me just give anyone trying to load or start or play this game a helping hand: RESET ORIGIN 1. If Origin is running, close it from the task manager to make sure every version of it is closed, then... 2. Hold the Windows key + R. 3. In the command box that opens, type %ProgramData% then click OK. 4. Open the Origin folder and delete all the files and folders inside it except for LocalContent. Do not delete that folder. 5. Hold the Windows key + R again. 6. In the command box that opens, type %AppData% then click OK. 7. In the Roaming folder that opens, delete the Origin folder. 8. Click on AppData in the address bar. 9. . Open the Local folder. 10. Delete the Origin folder in there. 11. Restart your PC and log back into Origin. FLUSH DNS - WINDOWS 10 1.Hold down the Windows Key and press X. 2.Click Command Prompt (Admin). 3.Type ipconfig/flushdns and press Enter. 4.Type ipconfig /registerdns and press Enter. 5.Type ipconfig /release and press Enter. 6.Type ipconfig /renew and press Enter. 7.Type netsh winsock reset and press Enter. 8.Reboot your computer. Yeah, that's just to get it running... The whole game is a sad satire of the glory of what Star Wars used to be. I miss Kyle Katarn something aweful... Happy gaming (he said facetiously).