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You are faced with some random problem and the only person who can help you is the main character from the last piece of media you consumed (you can also do favorite character if there are multiple main characters). You can stay in this universe or be in the universe of the character, whichever you prefer, but the problem remains the same and the only person who can directly help you is the main character. That character can call on the help of those they know in their media, but when it comes down to it, they are the only person really helping you. How do you react to this situation?
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#i need fifty thousand dollars by midnight#well emmrich volkarin is probably decently loaded and if it was dire he'd probably help me out
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This is a wheel with 250 fandoms, people, topics, specific words, etc. Spin it once.
Whatever you landed on has completely disappeared from Tumblr. Any posts including or referencing it have vanished, and none will ever be made again. No one else notices its absence, and no one else will ever ask about it.
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things that never fail to bring me unbridled joy: when characters in su spontaneously do a goofy ass walk cycle
#listen I was a dancer for a few years and I feel pearl#jazz running is better than jogging for short distances#especially if you have big tiddies because it keeps your torso still#I'm with pearl
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Now that I have a Lightbox I can take updated photos of Archibald Asparagus Saint Sebastian
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I haven't made an edit for 9 years (omfg I really have existed for a while now) so please have mercy on me. 🙏
But here you are;
Aerti X Chappel Roan
#YES#square really went 'how do we modernize the tired old trope of catfighting over the main male character'#and answered it with the gayest shit of all time#and Chappell Roan fits their vibe so perfectly
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Varric is not an option in the poll because I feel like it would be an obvious and huge sweep. I’m mostly curious to see how much love there is for these characters because (for the most part) they’re not the fan favourites!
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For scientific purposes, who was your FIRST romance in each DA game.
#okay I played inquisition first so I knew no backstory on the characters so bear that in mind#cullen then fenris then alistair and finally lucanis#cullen notwithstanding (yikes) I tend towards golden retriever men in ALL games#even if they come off as wolves at first#especially if they have a sharp bite to them sometimes#listen for inquisition the first romance I chose when I actually had full context of the story was josephine#who is better in every way
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the head bone’s connected to the neck bone
the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone
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there are seven cervical vertebrae
#listen my Watcher Rook understands#if he and Lucanis ever adopt#lucanis will just stare in horror at the nevarran nursery rhymes and kids books that child will enjoy#lucanis with a watcher rook is like if he was a normal person who married into the Addams Family
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This imagery came out of nowhere I’m sorry. 😂
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My analysis of Emmrich is that when the team goes out drinking he mostly sits watching them gossip while he drinks fancy wine and the others think he'll just sort of sit and quitely relax until, several glasses in, he opens with "May I say something unkind?" and then proceeds to drop tea so scalding it could boil an ocean
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#not even a little.#I've spent my whole life trying to grow into a better person than her#I'm sure I have some of her awful traits drilled in so deep I can't see them#but I KNOW I am not her and I am proud of that#if somebody told me that they either don't know us or they're trying to hurt me#and either way their opinion doesn't matter
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hi I am spectacularly late this year but I promised Dungeon Meshi valentine's cards and so here they are
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That was the low battery notification
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Are you aware that you’re a cutie pie
- not your wife
Oh no I wonder who this could have been 😂😂
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