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SHARON WROTE MY NAME FIRST IM HER FAVORITE CONFIRMED

📸 by a very concerned ms norbury: the day kevin g learns about hamilton is the day cady heron learns how to hide a corpse. version w/o noise under the read more

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five feet apart cuz they’re not gay

or they are gay??

it’s cool if you’re gay or straight or whatever in a hot tub karen you are the cucumber of my eye. but also if your hot tub is cool you should probably get someone to check its piping.

in a hot tub :D

@schquillzzz thoughts?? or are hot tubs not cool??

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to all my homathletes with their broken buzzers….. yo just make the sound YOURSELF!! homathletes is a portmanteau of homies and mathletes that i totally didn’t just come up with like five seconds ago hahahaha.

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i need an active social media presence so my future diss track writers will have material bro!! like how will my future hitmen know which dude to snipe!! no publicity is bad publicity!!

hahahaha so who's gonna help me make brain rot karaoke videos for the hamilton soundtrack!! rewards include exclusive lil queefin' merch on the house and my firstborn (there will be manyborn after)!!

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hahahaha so who's gonna help me make brain rot karaoke videos for the hamilton soundtrack!! rewards include exclusive lil queefin' merch on the house and my firstborn (there will be manyborn after)!!

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this is why you need glasses tyler. you're gonna get 4.00 diopters by graduation. i'm manifesting.

so who's gonna buy a copy of the kevin g dictionary and learn how to have 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 greater than or equal to mine!! cuz clearly you all need one but i can't offer discounts to just anybody!! karen is an exception she can do whatever she wants with the english language

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so who's gonna buy a copy of the kevin g dictionary and learn how to have 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 greater than or equal to mine!! cuz clearly you all need one but i can't offer discounts to just anybody!! karen is an exception she can do whatever she wants with the english language

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i'll do you 135x better ;)

and a super special alternate version to describe your dating life right now!

my current location because APPARENTLY i need to "read more" and "use real words" to get my GOSH DARN point across even though i can write LITERALLY anything on my calculator (MY ONLY REAL FRIEND BTW).

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YOU'VE read the bible??? cite your sources???

The way im literally the Mathlete with the most rizz is crazy

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my current location because APPARENTLY i need to "read more" and "use real words" to get my GOSH DARN point across even though i can write LITERALLY anything on my calculator (MY ONLY REAL FRIEND BTW).

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will the man sandwich be with you. you know. one mister sammy. he CANNOT learn our SUPER CLANDESTINE mathletes practice strategies or else he might, like if he beats every single odd from negative to positive infinity, become a good soccer player and steal our funding. this is SERIOUS!!! even if i start rapping to the skype loading sounds i swear it's serious!!!

do we have mathletes practice today or what - @sinful-tyler

THE HYPERBOLIC GEOMETRY GRIND IS EVERY DAY BRO!! IF YOU'RE FREE THEN WE CAN CRASH IN THE EMPTY LAB. we're putting the SHORE in north SHORE because even if it isn't technically on anyone's schedule and we will technically be interrupting at least two other club meets WE ARE THE PRIDE THAT NORTH SHORE NEEDS FO SHO!! and like the debate baddies love marrying guys with HUMONGOUS mouths man. on god. i dunno about the other club like they call themselves model un but only wear solid color ties?? the hell??

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:(((( you don't wanna meet debate baddies with me??? i expected this behavior from africa but from YOU??? my partner in krime?? that is crime spelled with a k for KEVIN and KIMBLE. THERE ARE NO KS IN SKYPE. wait no i take that back. fine you can skype in as long as you promise you won't play val the whole time because i WILL send a team of toxic reyna mains to your door

do we have mathletes practice today or what - @sinful-tyler

THE HYPERBOLIC GEOMETRY GRIND IS EVERY DAY BRO!! IF YOU'RE FREE THEN WE CAN CRASH IN THE EMPTY LAB. we're putting the SHORE in north SHORE because even if it isn't technically on anyone's schedule and we will technically be interrupting at least two other club meets WE ARE THE PRIDE THAT NORTH SHORE NEEDS FO SHO!! and like the debate baddies love marrying guys with HUMONGOUS mouths man. on god. i dunno about the other club like they call themselves model un but only wear solid color ties?? the hell??

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the way you're literally the mathlete with the most delulu-ness is even crazier. i am a BODY LANGUAGE EXPERT. i printed a certificate from FORENSICSCIENCEFORDUMMIES.COM. you are holding that man HOSTAGE. i should've NEVER taught you what rizz is. you got big jokes if you think LINKING ARMS makes you a REAL SIGMA.

The way im literally the Mathlete with the most rizz is crazy

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look it's not ms norbury's fault that we're like the admin team's worst enemy or whatever!! fake it till you make it right?? practice is a state of mind, yo. but also like my TRUSTED sources tell me you couldn't slash can't pull up to school because you were slash are sick or something so it's cool if you just skype in!!

do we have mathletes practice today or what - @sinful-tyler

THE HYPERBOLIC GEOMETRY GRIND IS EVERY DAY BRO!! IF YOU'RE FREE THEN WE CAN CRASH IN THE EMPTY LAB. we're putting the SHORE in north SHORE because even if it isn't technically on anyone's schedule and we will technically be interrupting at least two other club meets WE ARE THE PRIDE THAT NORTH SHORE NEEDS FO SHO!! and like the debate baddies love marrying guys with HUMONGOUS mouths man. on god. i dunno about the other club like they call themselves model un but only wear solid color ties?? the hell??

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MY HONEST REACTION IN TWO ACTS............. BECAUSE GIRL IT IS A TRAGEDY THAT I DIDN'T TAKE THESE PHOTOS FOR YOU.

it's giving GUCCI TM. it's giving PRADA TM. it's giving other designer brands. what are other des

igner brands!!! crocs are designer right??? you're so giving CROCS TM. who did your nails?? i need to measure the angles and thickness of coats for. uh. HOMEWORK. top secret extra credit homework so you've never heard of it.

spa night and shopping for @schquillzzz

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do we have mathletes practice today or what - @sinful-tyler

THE HYPERBOLIC GEOMETRY GRIND IS EVERY DAY BRO!! IF YOU'RE FREE THEN WE CAN CRASH IN THE EMPTY LAB. we're putting the SHORE in north SHORE because even if it isn't technically on anyone's schedule and we will technically be interrupting at least two other club meets WE ARE THE PRIDE THAT NORTH SHORE NEEDS FO SHO!! and like the debate baddies love marrying guys with HUMONGOUS mouths man. on god. i dunno about the other club like they call themselves model un but only wear solid color ties?? the hell??

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// alas i must bid good night to my faithful audience of kevin fans but i will be back tomorrow to make more of you suffer <3 will try to sleep tight and not let kevin bite