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I can't wait to tell people that our class chat got disabled because a bunch of 13 yr olds kept saying

'POG'.

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People remember,2020 was just the beginning of the decade.

-Mathew

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People keep throwing fireworks. One of them (I'm not even sure if its a bomb or smth) just went off and it scared the shit outta me and my dogs. Some of those sound like gunshots tbh.

Life in America am I Right.

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Help Me Go Back To School.

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?????????. what.

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0 iq moments i have sadly had

I once forgot how to go up my apartment stairs. I spent

Like 10 mins just trying to-

Once my grandma told me to smell the food.And i for some flippin reason thought to smell it better take of your earbuds. FROM YOUR EARS WTFUK

Then once at my families movie night, my aunt kept saying she had eaten CPK or (california's Pizza kitchen) and I kept thinking she was saying F-ing KFC

She SHE WANST EATING CHIKEN AND I STILL THOUGHT SHE WAS EATING KFC. MY BRAIN IS COMPLICATED ALRIGHT?

My grandma was going to give me a refill. And again my one brain cell strikes again because instead of giving her my cup. I gave her my plate...

why.

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STOP.

JULIAN STOP IT.

NO.

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Flash back to that one time I forgot how to jump.

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I always thought THIS <3

WAS THIS

AND I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW ITS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE HEART. AND NOT SOMEONE SMILING.

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My teacher just called Santa

A jolly fat dude coming down your chimeny.

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I NEED HELP

So i was playing Among us and during the few rounds of games we played together, me and this person wanted to start talking to eachother.

And so we started trying to find ways to communicate.

And it made me have to download an app. But now that I'm trying to find them I can't!

If you can could you keep your eyes out for someone named Wobert.

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HEIGHT

Cuz I'm so fuking short

You could YEET me across the world with your pinkie finger.

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My advisory teacher hates high hopes by panic!at the disco.

BTS makes him want to throw up

Says he's not really a maroon 5 guy

And says we all have a bad taste in music

Okay dude.

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Zoom Ya'll.

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Okay lets do this!

Me : *trying to explain how a living thing from space with no species name, would be considered an alien*

Dean: 'No❤.'

Ok Dean.

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My advisory teacher just said that.........

LINKIN PARK IS OLD

EXCUSE ME.

So we're picking songs for students to sing for graduation and we have a list of songs.

And we as a class started listening to all of them.

And HE CALLS ALMOST ALL OF THEM OLD AND HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY THAT MOST OF THESE SONGS KIDS PROBABLY DIDN'T SUGGEST THEM. I'll tell you right now that a blew a curcuit.

I fudging unmuted myself and said SIR WE CAN LISTEN TO WHAT WE WANT TO. we may also have old souls...'

So yes i will rage if you call songs old. End of today's story.

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MY TEACHER JUST SAID THAT HE WAS GOING TO DO THE RENEGADE BUT COULDN'T BECAUSE OF COVID. IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL. AND WHEN HE TRIED TO NAME CHARLI D'AMELIO HE SAID 'WHO'S THAT ONE TIK TOK GIRL'

People are quaking.