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Guys please boost Nada’s fundraiser. They are barely at 1k & no one is actively boosting them. Their house has been fully totaled by Israeli bombings & this GFM is their only way to get donations for basic necessities

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listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

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Being a really weird fag is the point of it all btw

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they should make clothes that are designed by people who are familiar with human anatomy & physiology

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theres something so beautiful about things becoming dirty from their job. like a painter's desk being covered in paint stains, or a gardeners pants having mud stains that wont wash out, or a cutting board being stained from all the foods that have been cut on it. just a clear, distinct telling of "this was used as intended and it shows" an object clearly showing it's been used and loved

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lowkey all the leaves are brown and the sky is grey

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sports is often about the sex that is not being had

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IF IT SUCKS… HIT DA FICS!!

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I can overlook the horrible things moo deng has done because i feel like her overall impact on the world has been good

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On Friendship.

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need what hugh grant and his wife have

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full of cheese and fruit juice

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fantastic fic that i just binged has a sequel but it’s incomplete and hasn’t been updated since 2018 12 dead 37 injured, all of them me

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it is 77 degrees. i can hear an ice cream truck in my neighborhood. it’s fucking november.