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tmi under the cut

i feel like i maybe have a little bit of bottom growth but it’s so hard to tell bc of my aversion to touching wet things w my bare hands? so idk if it’s real or just my imagination

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i'm digging the hole deeper tomorrow

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a comic about meeting your younger self :)

Thank you for reading :)

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directors using colorful or "impossible" lighting to convey mood and meaning and beauty my beloved. directors making night scenes impossible to see for the sake of realism my beloathed.

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you guys will seriously believe anything on the Internet huh? you really think this amulet is controlling me? ive always had this aura. been sacrificing people since i could walk. this guy loves the suffering. i mean i love the suffering.

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*puts the tip of my sword in your mouth* enough, you will only talk when I tell you t- stop sucking on it

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You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.

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chastity for a vampire

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do u ever get a comment on a fic thats just so sweet that ur like Maybe slaving over 24k of fanfiction was worth it for user SprinkleTrashcan2012 to leave a three paragraph comment

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a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

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it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también

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realized today (on the 15th anniversary of ovi becoming the captain of the caps) that i never posted a Nice Photo of the cross stitch portrait i did of him a few years ago. so here’s that!

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White Baby has released an apology statement

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to be a rat so small in a world so big

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how i look at you after saying something incomprehensible

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Indecisive to post this work.