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Woke agenda isn't over until you can easily buy and wear lolita fashion while over 6 feet tall and anywhere north of skinny

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I had a great day at work today

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You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

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hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill

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[Not my recordings. This is what’s left of the dialogue in question.]

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watching twin peaks for the first time and kyle maclachlan is just sooooo cute he looks like a porcelain wedding cake topper who wished to be a real man

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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

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The cruelty of racist white men.

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bruh WHAT IS THAt

This is a saddlebred BTW not a hackney or TWH

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this stallion’s name is SENDING me

I've gotten like 5 submissions of this stud and I saw him on Facebook earlier and died WHAT A NAME

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"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

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I’ve put 77 nouns on this wheel. Whatever you land on appears in the middle of your bed. You may not move it.

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you sell halloween costumes right? I would like

Homer Simpson, Mens, XS

Homer Simpson, Womens XS

Spyro the Dragon, Child Size, M

Frodo Baggins, Child Size, XL

Frodo Baggins, Child Size, L

Frodo Baggins, Women's, XL

Frodo Baggins, Mens, XS

Frodo Baggins, Red, Mens, M

Frodo Baggins, Mens, M

Frodo Baggins, Gender Neutral, Size M

Frodo Baggins, Mens, S

the culture on this site is fascinating. it's interesting that there's a regular and expected pastime of people anonymously initiating non-sequiturs with blogs they enjoy. it's a quick time event i pass up every time, but i appreciate the effort, player.

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the white house is now so right wing, the GOP turtle man is by default on "our side." Trump's only response to this so far is to insinuate he's lying about the polio. Classy!

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some of you straight up making shit up for no reason

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