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man he didn’t even wanna be there

i don’t know if i’m exactly happy with this, but oh well. i just kinda drew it on a whim.

a few still images under the cut too if you want them

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my mango 🥭 is to blow up 💥

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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

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“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

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Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman

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I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.

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For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn. Bought them online. Didn’t check the size carefully enough. Thought I got them full sized. Still tried to put them on. Crushed them pretty badly.

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as an agnostic i'm excited for charles darwin to possibly but not certainly evolve down the chimney

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White boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by emitting a massive electromagnetic pulse

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Markiplier not partnering with Honey because he didn't understand how its business model was profitable with how much it spent on advertising demonstrates a level of thoughtfulness that seems absent in a lot of youtubers.

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I think if you put someone from 2005 onto a website from 2025 without the slow creep we've lived through, they'd think they had malware

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in the tuskegee institute. straight up "researchin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanuts

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you better watch out. you better watch twice. you better stay sharp or you'll be eaten by mice. santa claus is the new mouse kiiiiing

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yooo its my old buddy damocles! hows it hanging man?