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"i mainly listen to pop-punk and emo and alt rock" yay! yippee :)

"i listen to everything but rap" no!!! first of all this information is so much less useful than just hearing what you do like. second of all, no the hell you do not listen to Catholic psychedelic synth folk. you're just singling out a distinctly black genre for Some Mysterious Reason

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Couples shirt idea

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i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

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so my twitter feed pointed out something...interesting

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Oh my god Wisconsin's governor just used a line item veto to secure school funding increases every year through 2425. He struck out a line so it now reads "through the 2023-2425 school year". He's allowed to do this lol

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sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

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Name: Squeaky Hinge

Pronouns: he/her/he/her

Likes: Squeaking

Dislikes: WD-40

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I actually did properly bring the direwolf back but I haven't said anything about it or presented evidence because i'm shy

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forget everything you thought you knew about inchworms

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too many stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for pretending to be something you aren't and losing yourself in the process. not enough stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for choosing to openly embrace yourself even if it's strange to other people

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i love it when the final song on an album is called something like "goodnight" or "farewell" except for when the beatles did it because they sang about problematic themes and three of them got yhe fourth one pregnant in the early days when they all looked alike and nobody could remember which one it was so they all got abortions just in case

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dna results came back positive

a

String identified: a

Closest match: ADENINE!!!