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Thinking about DSU AU things again...!

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Back to tumblr for the first time in years and I'm reblogging consistently about the bear sex scene in Baldur's Gate 3

if you can fuck a werebear you can absolutely fuck a werewolf im highly interested in Baldur's Gate 3

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I animated MANY Good Omens giphy stickers Here's Part 1 of them! You can use em in instagram stories, tiktok stories, etc... Find em' by searching Gomens in gif search

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on "today's twitter shenanigans"

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Sylvix Week | Day 2: Pining/Longing

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WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

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DONT REPOST

you shouldn’t be here.

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we really need to talk about the deep homoeroticism of Donato Giancola’s LOTR paintings….

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AFTG - fav scenes 01/??

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when dogs are scary smart

over the last several months, we have been implementing a protocol to eliminate karybelle the sheltie’s barking surrounding her mealtimes. we have accomplished this by initially introducing an alternate activity during prep time (stuffed kong) and religiously giving her a time out gated in the yard if she stops that activity to bark, thus delaying her dinner until she’s quiet. this has been extremely successful; she’s gone from barking literally 100+ times during meal prep to barking 0 times, and only occasionally slips up. the behavior she has chosen to replace her meal-prep-screaming (after all, that energy has to go somewhere) is frantically - but silently - running circles around the coffee table to finally slam into a perfect down-stay as her bowl is set down.

this evening as the food was coming out, karybelle seamlessly slipped into her silent circling routine. except after a couple of reps, she abruptly changed course, yeeted herself out the dog door, barked once, and immediately jumped back in to resume her circling.

if that isn’t a demonstration of crystal clear understanding of criteria, i...don’t know what is lmao

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First Aid Course? First Aid Course. https://www.instagram.com/p/CCK0wFUjJC9IjU6VjVjy6FQefblfyvtv_PqFE80/?igshid=14lona00rm1hz

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“Lighten Up” by Ronald Wimberly

Beautifuly written- and drawn.

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5/3/20 4:22 PM

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(20)30628-0/fulltext

https://www.icnarc.org/DataServices/Attachments/Download/f48efee2-d38b-ea11-9125-00505601089b

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Made him a tiny hole. Now he refuses to come out even for food. What have I done. https://www.instagram.com/p/B_R9olThJMz5dD6pT1oaYIG-BNocPgnYKW8_nA0/?igshid=jwdie49eul5l

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Congrats, Ryan and Shane, on hitting 100 episodes of Buzzfeed Unsolved!