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My Tumblr is six years old! I’m sending her to preschool 🥰

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COMPUTER HAS ARRIVED

And now that I’ve told all of you, I can’t procrastinate on making content! …Right?

I have a YouTube?!

It is smol and baby but I made it and it is mine! The link is already at the top of my Tumblr page. It is currently just a bunch of reuploaded TikToks (wonder why lol) but I’m hoping to make it more than that! Maybe even start showing off my (nonexistent) gaming skills!

So if you want, drop me a subscribe and prepare for my insanity to increase!

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I think we should stop putting salt all over the place when it’s icy and ruining the ph levels of the soil and instead should invest in Spike Technology TM.

We should have spiked boots and cleats in the front windows of every shoe store. I’m talking spike tires that look punk af. Spike tires for your bike, little spike wheels for your baby buggy! Got a unicycle? Fuck it, spike unicycle! I want to stop slipping and start stabbing. The ice has done me wrong and it needs to be P E R F O R A T E D.

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So funny story: the fancy new computer I bought in order to record and play fun stuff for this new channel got stolen in the mail! So new videos will take a while to happen. Computer thief, if you’re reading this… your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

I have a YouTube?!

It is smol and baby but I made it and it is mine! The link is already at the top of my Tumblr page. It is currently just a bunch of reuploaded TikToks (wonder why lol) but I’m hoping to make it more than that! Maybe even start showing off my (nonexistent) gaming skills!

So if you want, drop me a subscribe and prepare for my insanity to increase!

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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Hestia details page

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Hestia

Hi! I’m back with book stuff!! Also did I mention I finished the first draft? Like the whole thing?! I don’t know how I did that lol but draft two is not officially in the works!! Ah! 😀

As for the art, this is Hestia, a warrior of the Sun (the goddess of my world). The story takes place in a country called Eduin, but Hestia comes from the Ilian Desert, which is on another continent. She fled to Eduin for reason she keeps close to the chest. She keeps her old armor, though, a beautiful set of golden plates (shut up there’s magic in this world gold can make viable armor if I want) emblazoned with a symbol of the Sun, the source of her drive—and of her divine magic.

Also she has a giant fucking sword.

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No no, you don’t understand. The closest bus stop is right down the street. The closest bus stop to where I’m trying to go is also the one right down the street. This is just another Hell disguised as accessibility.

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in light of Trump's inauguration speech declaring multiple national emergencies that require him to take god-knows-what executive actions immediately, I'd like to remember this chapter of "On Tyranny" by Timothy Snyder:

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Airborne

Art?!

It’s more likely than you think! (No but seriously I got hit with inspiration and it led to my first fanart in ages? So here you go!)

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Y’know I’m starting to think these people are like clinically insane? Like they genuinely cannot form a rational thought??

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We are all just snoots waiting to be booped.

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I have a YouTube?!

It is smol and baby but I made it and it is mine! The link is already at the top of my Tumblr page. It is currently just a bunch of reuploaded TikToks (wonder why lol) but I’m hoping to make it more than that! Maybe even start showing off my (nonexistent) gaming skills!

So if you want, drop me a subscribe and prepare for my insanity to increase!

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Despair is figuring out the patterns bot accounts use for their names, and then starting to see those patterns as you scroll your follower list.

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Guys the idea keeps growing.

So I rewatched a playthrough of Twilight Princess recently and it has given me some thoughts. First and foremost: why don’t BotW/TotK have fishing???! There is precedent for fishing with a pole in Twilight Princess (possibly other games I just forgot) and both of those newer games have fish! But you just grab them while swimming. I get it’s an extra item to tote around, so I’m not questioning the game devs’ choices, but can’t you imagine sitting by one of those scenic Hyrule lakes, waiting for the fish to bite and watching the clouds? I wanna do that!!

In addition, my gf had some ideas for other activities, one of which I realized we’ve also already done in Twilight Princess. The tutorial for TP (spoilers ig?) is essentially you “teaching” the kids of your village how to use a sword. I think that would be so cute for a cozy game! It lets you tap into some of that adventurous spirit from the source material, swinging and flipping and slashing and all, but with wooden swords and cute kiddos! So whenever you get tired of farming and fishing you can still go hit things, but it fits within the theme.

Idk I just keep thinking about this, if I knew anything about video games I would genuinely try to make it (Nintendo be damned /j).

My concept for a cozy Legend of Zelda game (details below)

I love Zelda games so so much, from Twilight Princess to Breath of the Wild, but here’s the thing: they always end before I can properly enjoy the comforts of Hyrule! I want to farm pumpkins and build a house and do side quests while not having to fight off bokoblins every thirty seconds. (I am bad at the fight things…)

So I propose a Zelda cozy game! Set after a traditional Ganon fight or apocalypse or what have you, this Link and Zelda actually get to live in a peaceful Hyrule. You still play as Link (or perhaps in a co op mode you could play Link and Zelda) but you get to build your home, farm crops and sell them, do fun side quests, and explore to your heart’s content. And maybe—just maybe—you can pet the dogs. Maybe even adopt some. 👀

And who knows? Maybe there’s companions who helped you in the battle who would love a visit from their friend. Or perhaps Zelda has work to do rebuilding and reconnecting the people of Hyrule, and Link is needed as her protector. There’s plenty of story available and plenty of good character relationships to build. But in between those beats, you can go home to your cottage, make a pot of pumpkin soup, and curl up in bed with your puppy. Sounds ideal, right?

Anyway, I’m just a little mad we don’t get to hang out in post-Calamity Hyrule in Breath of the Wild… So I came up with this to compensate. Thoughts?

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🎉‘Tis the season, my friends!🎁

I’m posting the gnomes again this year because they are my favorite! (They were a commission from last year so I didn’t get the chance to post them until after New Years. Enjoy the on-time holiday content!)

This is also a not-so-subtle plug for my 🤩 COMMISSIONS AND SHOPS!! 🤩 The gnome trio is available as a print on both Redbubble and TeePublic, and commissions such as this can be found on my Ko-Fi! If you want a commission by Christmas… it’s probably not gonna happen. But hey, I’ve always believed that a late gift just makes the holiday longer! So do whatever you want!

I know the year has had a million ups and downs, but to my sketchy folks, I hope you all have a peaceful end to the year and that you get mostly cash money from Santa.

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder