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one time in college i had some kind of computer problem so i navigated an endless bureaucratic trail from desk to desk and person to person until i was told to go to a room and sit on a chair and wait for some guy, and eventually a short sweaty man in his 40s barrelled into the room and saw me on the chair and said to me "hang on a second, i gotta piss like a racehorse" and i felt instantly comfortable and happy to hand my computer over to this man. thats part of why its hard for me to be professional for any length of time, because i think so often about this man and the racehorse piss and how happy i was to hear him say that instead of "hello how can i help you." i do not remember if he fixed my computer.

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"Marine Life" mosaic. Date: 1st-2nd centuries AD.

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Diango Hernandez Torres (Cuban, b. 1970)

"From here" 2024

Oil on canvas

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I’m so scared of getting older. I’m so terrified of losing what I have, how can I bear it?

you have to fuck nasty

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The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

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Wrangler poly-cotton jeans after 20 years of decomposition in a field

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Hate awkward silences? Trim them with Pocket Casts

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cannot stress enough the frenzied state i went into trying to learn how to capture video Solely so i could save this second-long yugioh clip

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grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

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taylor swift fans interpret her lyrics the way protestants interpret the bible

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A 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.