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WHY IS TUMBLR SO FUCKING UGLY!

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HOW DO YOU EVEN COMMUNICATE WITH SOMEONE WITHOUT A PHONE?! asking for a friend. aka MYSELF. SELF LOVE AND SELF FRIENDSHIP FOREVER

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WAIT FUCK HE DOESNT HAVE A PHONE!!! IM STUPID

i wonder what shes up to

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i should call her

i wonder what shes up to

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i wonder what shes up to

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I OBVIOUSLY HAD A SPARE LAPTOP IN MY POCKET WHEN I WAS KIDNAPPED. GET WITH THE MFING TIMES IDIOT. EVERYONE NEEDS A SPARE POCKET LAPTOP.

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WHERE DID YOU GET THESE CROCODILES?! WHO BUILT THIS ELABORATE MAZE?! DID THAT LITTLE SILLY CLOWN DO IT FOR YOU, OR ARE YOU COPYING THEIR STYLE...?

HEY LOSER. THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE BUT ITS ACTUALLY VERY EASY TO CHEW THROUGH METAL BARS. IDIOT! IVE ESCAPED AND WILL NOT BE TRAPPED AGAIN! HA. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

NOOOOO NOT AGAIN!!! TRY GETTING PAST MY MOAT WITH CROCODILES IN IT THOUGH!!!! AHAHAA!!!

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YOU ANSWERED VERY FAST. OBSESSED, ARE WE?

WHERE THE FUCK AM I

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WHERE THE FUCK AM I

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That's the best fucking question anyone's ever asked

HEY THANKS. IM PRETTY SMART AND EDUCATED SO OF COURSE I ASK THE QUESTIONS SOCIETY NEEDS

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FINALLY FREE FROM THAT CABINET SILVER LOCKED ME IN.

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WHY AM I SO FUCKING AWESOME

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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ME

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WHAT IS THIS NATION AND WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE FROM IT?!

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YOU SHOULD BE SCARED. YOU SHOULD BE QUAKING IN YOUR BOOTS. IF YOU EVEN HAVE BOOTS. IF YOU DO HAVE BOOTS I BET THEY SUCK. I BET YOU'VE TRAINED YOUR ROACHES TO ASSEMBLE INTO BOOT FORMATION AND DO THE SCUTTLING FOR YOU. WHICH IS ADMITTEDLY IMPRESSIVE BUT ALSO A LOT OF WORK FOR A PITIFUL END RESULT.

HEY I FORGOT TO RESPOND TO THIS. THATS HOW UNSCARED I WAS. TOTALLY DIDNT HIDE IN MY BUNKER FOR A BIT. I DONT EVEN HAVE A BUNKER. HAHA! THAT WOULD BE SILLY. IM NOT SILLY. I'D NEVER BE SILLY.

I DONT WEAR BOOTS! CLOWN SHOES ONLY. ROACHES CAN'T MAKE THAT SHAPE. GET WITH THE TIMES! GOD.. BE MORE CONSIDERATE OF THE ROACHES LIMITS. I FOUND THIS OUT THROUGH RESEARCH BY THE WAY.

I DONT HAVE ROACHES.

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H-H--H-HHUH! EXCUSE ME!?

GET IN THE PIT YOU UGLY HAMBURGER

-NOTSCARY

snarls.. ik its u kitten.. dont make daddy angyyy

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I DO NOT WANT "LEG LENGTHENING SURGERY" IT'S A SCAM TO FUCK UP YOUR BONES IN THE NAME OF VANITY. I WILL NOT BE COWED LIKE THIS. I LIKE MY BONES. AS FOR YOUR BONES. WATCH YOUR BACK.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE DERANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONTEVN HAVE SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY IM JUST SO SCARED RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <- LIE. SHORTY!