She/her(Idk why that’s so small) Biologically related to Scary-anons-older-sister? No. Does it matter? Also no.Don’t believe anything Kaveh says about my sleep schedule
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS *victory dance*
Heyy! Sam!
- @thenewfalcon
Oh no *affectionate*
Hi Joaquin. Since when are you on here?
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Aaaaanddd that changes me being put on the babysitting roster?
Wait, what to you call it when an adult gets babysat? Is that just protection detail?
Heyy! Sam!
- @thenewfalcon
Oh no *affectionate*
Hi Joaquin. Since when are you on here?
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And that. Is supposed to change something?
Heyy! Sam!
- @thenewfalcon
Oh no *affectionate*
Hi Joaquin. Since when are you on here?
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Aw, come on! I’m a great babysitter! I worked at a daycare before!
Heyy! Sam!
- @thenewfalcon
Oh no *affectionate*
Hi Joaquin. Since when are you on here?
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This wasn’t fucking funny!!
#oh!#sorry#thought it was the wrong blog cause it was the Dan Wilson one but you’re talking like you’re from the daily bugle#my b
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Ooo, there’s a baby? I heard three year old, can I get put on the babysitting roster?
Heyy! Sam!
- @thenewfalcon
Oh no *affectionate*
Hi Joaquin. Since when are you on here?
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“Alright, I just had my food, now where did I put it….”
Caption this
From (@darthlexapro)
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REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS DESERVE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING BEYOND THAT.
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I know a few people who really ought to see this….

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Want an incorporeal buddy to help distract?

What are your New Year goals?
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Either hinder or help chaos. I’ll decide when the time comes

What are your New Year goals?
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Who do I need to kill?
hiiiiiiiiiiii,
I NEED HELP.
…what happened.
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Oh, gladly! Just. Let me find something that can actually be corporeal for long enough to mess with them. Because that just. Slightly helps.
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What in the cheese heck is happening?!
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Exactly, and absolutely zero clue. Being incorporeal still doesn’t mean I can get into any of his places, unfortunately.
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What in the cheese heck is happening?!
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Chicken mindset, more like? Think like. Doofenshmirtz sort of weapon.
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What in the cheese heck is happening?!
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I mean, it could’ve been the fish one. Really this is the best outcome
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What in the cheese heck is happening?!
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