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I know how to avoid this one! I keep my feet flat like I am standing up and the cramp just doesn't happen!
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Mmmmmmmmm........
Pebbles.
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I live to eat oranges
why are we here?
what's the reason for being alive?
I donno. also I don't feel like spending my life thinking about it. I'd rather just live
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Someone stole the floor
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So, a new plot twist, seemingly an actual story, is coming out of it? Or at least my character is getting pretty cool.
A nebula creating a physical body for itself yet can not fathom its own existence. Thus creating an unstable body, it's mind fractured and broken
Like that idea is what the character is. I was telling my friend how I liked the idea that she bled space. She asked why, and that was the explanation I gave. I have no idea, tho really anything about space..
I have murdered so many people.
I have also roleplayed past that point for a while and now I have amnesia.
So that's fun.
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I have murdered so many people.
I have also roleplayed past that point for a while and now I have amnesia.
So that's fun.
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I watched ragnarok a while ago, so I am rewatching it, and I think isolde is pretty cute.
#ragnarok netflix#isolde#i would save the planet by killing anyone who litters if she would smile at me
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Shoving paper towels in my bra, not because I want them to look bigger but because it's hot and underboob sweat is really annoying
#hot#shitpost#please I am canadian#I can handle cold weather not heat#please I am meltingggg#i much rather soak into an ice bath then deal with the heat
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AND THAT ONE AISLE THAT HAVE THE WEIRD STUFF YOU WOULD NEVER EAT BUT IMAGE WHAT THE TASTE!
nobody talks about this so I'm just gonna say
I FUCKING LOVE GROCERY STORES
THERE ARE SO MANY PRODUCTS THEY'RE ALL SO COLORFUL
I GET TO IMAGINE EATING SO MANY THINGS IT'S A SENSORY WONDERLAND
AND THE CEREAL ISLE?????!?
SO MANY BOXES OF CURATED EXPERIENCES
THE DONUT DISPLAY????!?!?
I'M NOT GONNA BUY A DONUT BUT IT'S FUN TO IMAGINE WHAT THEY TASTE LIKE
THIS IS A GROCERY STORE FAN PAGE
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I ate so.e and now I hurt. :c
MUG CHECK! ☕
if you have any mugs or dirty dishes in your room, eat them!!
eat your ceramics and glassware
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It looks like they are just holding the thing not smoking it. Lol
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
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Finsihed it. There was intense sexual tension. I love it.
I am watching strange magic, and I got to the song "straight on for you" and the sexual tension is so thick I can feel it.
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I am watching strange magic, and I got to the song "straight on for you" and the sexual tension is so thick I can feel it.
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