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THE FINAL PROBLEM - part 3 of many - part 1 - part 2 - "It was with some surprise, therefore, that I saw him walk into my consulting-room upon the evening of April 24th. It struck me that he was looking even paler and thinner than usual."

This is in the Watson's Sketchbook series!

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if you can’t describe the smell of rain, are you even a writer?

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writing fiction is just lying in a socially acceptable way

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Amazing octopus bronze candleholder by @scott_musgrove

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"Elk Centaur" by Francois Lelong

Stevens Point Sculpture Park, Wisconsin, USA

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One of the hardest parts of writing gay anything is that they (often) use the same pronouns. Balancing names and pronouns so that I'm not overusing either of them is maybe THE hardest part of writing for me, because if you use 'he' too many times in a row you'll lose track of who's doing what, but too many names is repetitive and awkward to read!

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“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

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bubbline my beloved

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Been working on this for a while and if I don't post it now I never will so here you go <3 enjoy the most self-indulgent thing I've ever spent time on - I just really needed them to hug...

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hope is a skill

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Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Lust at First Sight, Mutual Pining, Flirting, Bad Flirting, Dirty Talk, Dirty Jokes, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Shameless Smut, Porn with Feelings, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Alternate Universe - Human, Pastries, Costumes, Costume Kink, Kink Negotiation, Consensual Kink, Praise Kink, Belly Kink, Enthusiastic Consent, Explicit Consent, Explicit Sexual Content, Car Sex, Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Gay Sex, Light BDSM, Light Dom/sub, Happy Ending, Light Sadism, Light Masochism, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), Blow Jobs, Blow Jobs in a Car, Sex in a Car, Sex in the Bentley (Good Omens), Anal Fingering, Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Top Crowley (Good Omens), Power Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Soft Crowley (Good Omens), Protective Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens), Warm and Fuzzy Feelings, Safe Sane and Consensual, Kissing, Idiots in Love, Boys Kissing, Rough Kissing, Neck Kissing, Aziraphale is Not Innocent (Good Omens), Possessive Sex, Exhibitionism, Consensual Sex, Falling In Love, Getting Together, Getting to Know Each Other, Kinktober, Kinktober 2024, Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens), Making Out, Chubby Aziraphale (Good Omens), Smut Series: Part 1 of Sweet Temptations Summary:

Crowley doesn't like sweet things; Aziraphale is the exception. When Crowley sees him outside a bakery, dressed as a cupcake and offering free samples, he can barely resist the urge to take a bite.

Or: two guys shamelessly flirting on the street, one of them dressed as pastries. Then they go on a date, and they fuck in a car. 🧁READ THE TAGS.🧁

🧁Human AU. Top Crowley / Bottom Aziraphale. 🧁It was supposed to be silly and fun, but the boys got a little too excited. 🧁Flirting and kissing in Chapter 1. Explicit sexual content in Chapter 2. 🧁Lots of Fluff. No Angst. Explicit Smut. 🧁TW: Kinks are explored. All safe and consensual. Light Dom/Sub. Mentions of bondage, consensual exhibitionism, candaulism (consensually exposing one's sexual partner to a third party), martimaclia (having sex in front of a consenting third party), katoptronophilia (mirrors), and role-play. 🧁I love my chubby Aziraphale, and so does Crowley. 🧁References to Oscar Wilde 🧁This fic was born when I came across a cupcake with a bow tie decoration.

English is not my mother language.

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I should know my Watson by now ❤

“This is a more serious matter than I expected, Watson,” said he. “It is fair to tell you so though I know it will only be an additional reason to you for running your head into danger. I should know my Watson by now. But there is danger, and you should know it.”

“Well it is not the first we have shared, Holmes. I hope it may not be the last.”

I actually can’t stand them

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“This is a more serious matter than I expected, Watson,” said he. “It is fair to tell you so though I know it will only be an additional reason to you for running your head into danger. I should know my Watson by now. But there is danger, and you should know it.”

“Well it is not the first we have shared, Holmes. I hope it may not be the last.”

I actually can’t stand them

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Our 'almost' will always haunt me.

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sometimes u just gotta write the most cliche self indulgent fanfic u can think of. for your health

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Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Maggie (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Sexual Tension, Sexual Content, Resolved Sexual Tension, Trans Male Character, Trans Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Has A Vulva (Good Omens), He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens), Chubby Aziraphale (Good Omens), First Kiss, Kissing, Boys Kissing, Rough Kissing, Neck Kissing, Gentle Kissing, Shut Up Kiss, Aziraphale/Crowley First Kiss (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale (Good Omens), Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale/Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens), Soft Aziraphale (Good Omens), Soft Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale is Not Innocent (Good Omens), Hate to Love, Slow Burn, Elevators, Alternate Universe - Office, Alternate Universe - Human, Protective Aziraphale (Good Omens), Protective Crowley (Good Omens), Falling In Love, Getting Together, Taxes, Scheming, Rain, Penis In Vagina Sex, Porn with Feelings, Porn With Plot, Idiots in Love, Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens), Crowley is a Sweetheart (Good Omens), Aziraphale is a Mess (Good Omens), Flirting, Banter, Teasing, Bad Flirting, Drunken Flirting, In Vino Veritas, Scents & Smells, Happy Ending, Light Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Eventual Smut, Romantic Fluff, Feelings Realization, Getting to Know Each Other, Crowley Has Long Hair (Good Omens) Series: Part 4 of Office AU Summary:

Aziraphale Z. Fell has nearly thirty years of experience working in the HR department at Hangers from Eden. Anthony J. Crowley works in sales for Hell's HookR's. Despite being from competing companies, their paths constantly cross. Aziraphale regards Crowley as nothing more than a selfish and irresponsible individual. Crowley considers Aziraphale a vain elitist. When both companies use Aziraphale and Crowley as pawns in a tax fraud, they are forced to collaborate to avoid the trap. Falling in love was not part of the plan.

Or: Aziraphale and Crowley both work in the same building for competing hangers companies. First they hate each other, then they must work together, they get to know each other and fall in love.

Humans AU. Aziraphale is a cis man. Crowley is a trans man.

Elevator scene trope.

Aziraphale smells like vanilla. Crowley smells of anise. Crowley smokes tobacco.

Lots and lots of fluff. Light Angst. Soft Smut.

English is not my mother language.