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Welp. I thought I hated her before.

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don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

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Way to go!!!!

I don't know if you'll see this because I imagine your inbox will be full, but I wanted to thank you! A while back I said to you that I had been inspired to sew after seeing all of your sewing and knitting projects, and while I'm currently surrounded by WIPs (😅), I have a couple of finished projects that I wanted to share!

I made these with a cheap sewing machine I got a while back:

They aren't perfect, but I made them myself, and I've learned a lot in the process, so thanks for inspiring me! Hope to share more stuff soon!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are great!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so excited that you're learning and having fun and making stuff! Thank you for sharing please always feel free to share sewing/crafting projects i love seeing them (though fair warning fibercrafting of all flavors gets reblogged to @blankie-wanky to be cooed over and admired)

ALSO CONGRATS ON FINISHED PROJECTS YAY!!!!!!!!!

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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

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Become the Riddler you want to see in the world

I couldn’t be the riddler because every riddle I’ve ever heard has had multiple plausible answers that the person riddling can just shut down on a whim and that pisses me off

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I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!

And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like

and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺���� I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.

Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.

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Sometimes I love the internet, actually. Incomprehensibly huge place but also so small. Saw a video on Instagram where Crayola was announcing they’re coming out with a box with some limited edition previously retired colors, including Dandelion. This video had hundreds of comments and almost all of them where “omg where’s the dandelion crayon girl she’s going to be so happy” and it was such an unimportant thing, but it was just cute

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God if Elon hadn’t bought the presidency and people weren’t so racist/anti women we would’ve had a great president. Instead we have rotten orange menace

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you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”

and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”

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Helping!

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It's only 2025.

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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Elon and DOGE have access to your banking info and can drain your account.

Russia needs money? Maybe they will access your life savings. Putin is Musk ally.

Speak out against Musk? He will target dissent.

Want to file a complaint? They got rid of CFPB, Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.

This is beyond apocalyptic.

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