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[scarletkaine616]

it’s fine. I can always watch the playback on YouTube.

You’re more important than finishing it anyways.

The Chiefs are losing because they don’t have any refs to help them cheat this year. Just as it should be.

[scarletkaine616]

Ben. Get a grip. What could it possibly be. More demons?

If you REALLY think something’s going to happen… we can leave. Maybe fresh air might curb your paranoia. I don’t want you to pass out either. Not that I care or anything… but it’d be a pain to carry your unconscious ass back to the hotel.

The Chiefs are losing because they don’t have any refs to help them cheat this year. Just as it should be.

[scarletkaine616]

You’re being dramatic. Again. Of course there’s a lot of people here, that’s the whole point of an arena. Nothing bad is going to happen to you. You seriously need to relax.

And if anyone tried anything. We’d just kick their ass.

The Chiefs are losing because they don’t have any refs to help them cheat this year. Just as it should be.

[scarletkaine616]

The Chiefs are losing because they don’t have any refs to help them cheat this year. Just as it should be.

[scarletkaine616]

Idk dude. The other anon had a point. Maybe you should try a man next. After all, a man never broke yo widdle heart 💔

“ No they did NOT. I’m not gay! I’ve never been gay, and I will never be gay. I love women today, I loved women yesterday, and I will love women tomorrow! “

[scarletkaine616]

this is a little old but i love them sosososo much💔 me when they introduce the grumpy old man and the young girl he saved who’s basically his daughter trope😞 i miss them so much im so upset that Marvel tore them apart pls can he go and visit her or SOMETHING

[scarletkaine616]

Are you friends with any spiders? Actual spiders, not the people

” Wouldn’t say I’m friends with them. Sometimes they listen when I tell them to do things, but that’s about it. I don’t go around striking up conversation with every spider I see.”

[scarletkaine616]

There’s a La Quinta not to far from the arena. I’m sure you can manage finding it yourself.

I’ll tell the lady at the desk if she sees a suspicious figure to send him my way.

Ha ha! I actually made it! Yeah, this is the right city alright. Wow, New Orleans. I never doubted myself for a second.

@scarletkaine616 where are you, bro?

[scarletkaine616]

“ I guess that could be... interesting. “

“ I can entire the idea for a while, Just don’t expect me to go easy on you. “

Wow, another red and black Spider-Man! You... You seem much more scary than the last one, though.

Say, would you be in the marker for a nemesis? I try and rob a bank or something, you try and stop me. You fail to, obviously...

Just a little tête-à-tête every so often. If you're not too busy, that is...

@bagel-marks-the-spot

" You're asking the wrong person here, you'd be much better off (and safer) asking literally any other Spiderman. Someone like Peter, maybe. He’s more your speed... you know, friendly, no killing, that kind of thing. "

[scarletkaine616]

"Kaaiiine... can I get a hug? For your favourite brother? please?"

@chasmmmm

“ …Fine. Only this once. “

[scarletkaine616]

You ever consider going back to the pink? I quite liked it

“ Absolutely not. “

[scarletkaine616]

so why do you just so Peter's chores sometimes. are you not getting enough attention?

“ If I had it my way I wouldn’t be doing any of this hero stuff, but here we are. Someone’s gotta pick up the slack. Especially since Peter’s… a bit round now. “

[scarletkaine616]

sorry about Annabelle. guess she just wasn't enough of a freak. however i do know a man who would still love you if you were a worm. or a spider. you might know him. his names Johnny Storm-

” I’m not gay! Where are all these allegations coming from! “

“ First it was Matt Murdock, then it was Miguel O’hara. Now Johnny Storm?! I am NOT a kiss boy… “

[scarletkaine616]

What's that supposed to mean??

So Kaine, how do you even play football anyways? And how the hell did you get into sports?

@chasmmmm

" You’ve got your offense, defense. The whole thing’s about strategy. You have know when to throw, run, or pass, depending on the situation.“

" I watch it because I like seeing other people get hurt, obviously. It's all about power, strategy, and hitting hard. No nonsense. “

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[scarletkaine616]

Ranking KAINES on if they smell bad

Honestly I have less strong opinions on the Kaines than the Bens in this regard.

1. LOST YEARS KAINE

Honestly probably doesn't smell as bad as Lost Years Ben. Still doesn't shower nearly enough 4/10, not good.

2. CLONE SAGA KAINE

I know this man can afford soap. I ALSO know this man is NOSE BLIND TO HIS OWN STANK AND THE EXPENSIVE SHAMPOO AINT COVERING IT ALL 5/10 could be worse tho

3. SENSATIONAL KAINE

Believe it or not, this guy smells great. They fucking dry cleaned him. 8/10

4. REDEMPTION

Guys he smells so bad. Guys. He smells like tears, rain, fire and revenge. 3/10

5. MC2 OLD MAN KAINE

GRANDPA SMELLS LIKE BLOOD, CORPSE AND OLD MAN but I know he uses deodorant 6/10

6. 608 MERCENARY KAINE

He's clean, he's using cologne for sure, but I do not like it 4/10

7. GRIM HUNT KAINE

Bro smelled like corpse before he even died his ass was musty and gross I just know iitttt 3/10

8. SPIDER ISLAND KAINE

yes I'm including both- SPIDER SMELLS LIKE SPIDERS. 2/10. Afterwards he's fine though he was minty fresh 8/10

9. HUSTON SCARLET SPIDER

Guys. Yes he uses real soap now. However he also smells like A HIGH SCHOOL BOYS LOCKER ROOM ALL THE TIME 3/10. he might start the day off an 8/10. HE DOES NOT STAY THAT WAY.

10. NEW WARRIORS SCARLET SPIDER

He's made lifestyle choices he can't fully come back from. He still uses scented bodywash. But he smells like spiders. 7/10.

11. SPIDERVERSE KAINE

He just smells like spiders all through this event. Even when he's not spiders. He just smells. Like SPIDERS. 4/10

12. CLONE CONSPIRACY SCARLET SPIDER

He's been living in the walls for months and a car for a week. 2/10 Also he smells like death.

13. VEGAS KAINE

He smells like despair 3/10

14 CURSE OF KAINE

This is a Kaine that does his laundry. 7/10

[scarletkaine616]

I thought Ben and Kaine would look nice in the SM/DP cover poses soo