scaredplaty
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| Formerly terrified-platypus | They/Them and He/Him | 20's | Tired
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scaredplaty · 2 hours ago
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What if the new years ball descended and kept going and then it opened and showered the filthy new yorkers below with millions of assorted spiders and house centipedes
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scaredplaty · 5 hours ago
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Hey how come the truck automatically locks when it explodes and bursts into flames
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scaredplaty · 7 hours ago
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Dragon Age: The Veilguard, Nevarra, Necropolis, Mourn Watch Artworks [Click for better quality] [extracted via Frosty Editor]
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scaredplaty · 10 hours ago
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The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.
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scaredplaty · 13 hours ago
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(1) ロケット花火の魔術師 on X: “仕事行くのかワン⁉️お土産〜🐶 https://t.co/w7W9nlfHaa” / X
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scaredplaty · 15 hours ago
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Do you think Viago has a giant portrait of Teia in his house?
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scaredplaty · 21 hours ago
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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad
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scaredplaty · 23 hours ago
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i love you and we will make it thru this together
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scaredplaty · 1 day ago
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scaredplaty · 1 day ago
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scaredplaty · 1 day ago
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had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb
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scaredplaty · 1 day ago
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not exaggerating when i say this is the best post anyone ever made in human history
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scaredplaty · 2 days ago
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i’m your dog
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scaredplaty · 2 days ago
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scaredplaty · 2 days ago
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My honored guests...dinner is served ✨✨
Go on, little mouse. Partake, enjoy your supper...
I was so disappointed when Larian dropped Patch 7 with its new evil endings, but no Raphael dinner included, so I vowed to make up for it with a dinner of my own. I was all set to color and shade, but things didn’t quite go as planned, and I had to take a little break. I picked it up again a few days ago, and here it is—finally finished.
Happy holidays!
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scaredplaty · 2 days ago
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do youuu, ellen hutter, take this foul blood-sucking beast to be your unlawfully wedded husband
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scaredplaty · 2 days ago
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"Don't wish me a Happy Hanukkah if you demand Israel stop killing Palestinians" is both extremely antisemitic and on brand for Zionists
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