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headcanon idea for dispatch from sotm. shes like an evil version of ralph/phone guy (the two probably arent related, they just inexplicably look like each other)

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the face you make when you jump on the counter and shatter an entire bottle of balsamic vinegar glaze all over the kitchen floor but you’re just a little baby boy and you don’t wanna get in trouble

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feel free to just lay an egg whenever

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it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long

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evergreen image. what do you MEAN

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*sexting* I want to be with you all my life

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drawing inspired by when during a hologram show her eyes remain bright regardless of lighting

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sighing dreamily

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The biggest mystery in Better Call Saul is that Cinnabon would allow their brand to be associated with these monochrome scenes depicting a miserable, paranoid life. I never want to eat Cinnabon.

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I’m not overreacting. They hurt you so I have to kill them.

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yes your pennilessness

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DATING TIP: trigger their bpd on occasion to keep them engaged and excited

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vivziepop announcing an animated homestuck pilot where toby fox voices john egbert wasnt on my 2025 bingo card

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MASOCHIST MUTUAL: ouhhh I need to receive a botched execution where they try for a gutshot but they miss and hit my steel dog tags instead and it shatters my solar plexus shredding my lungs with bone fragments and they kick me into a ditch where I slowly asphyxiate to death choking on my own blood and bone,,,

SADIST MUTUAL: [picture of newspaper cat] I should fuck a girl who is scared of me

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anatomy lesson 🦴 🐶 (bones are for learning, not chewing!)

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"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you