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moving newt to my main multi.

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moving newt to my main multi.

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moving newt to my main multi.

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moving newt to my main multi.

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moving newt to my main multi.

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moving newt to my main multi.

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moving newt to my main multi.

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@doctordonovan​​​  :  i  don’t  know  newt,  you’re  a  hufflepuff  why  don’t  you  FIND  out.

for  a  moment,  confusion  sits  upon  his  brow.  isn’t  she  a  hufflepuff,  too?  yes,  he  thinks  she  is.  no,  wait  -  she  definitely  is.  blinking  once,  twice,  three  times  after,  newt  presses  lips  together  as  a  hand  sweeps  through  unruly  curls.  ❛  what  am  i  finding?  what’s  the  parameters?  terribly  sorry,  i...  wasn’t  listening  before...  ❜

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the scamanders have one braincell between them, and it's often stolen by teddy.

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where to find west :

@waesteland  :  main multi.

@rarerjewel  :  bridgerton oc.

@scahmander  :  newt scamander.

@callingers  :  manifest multi.

@storibrooke  :  once upon a time multi.

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@heauror​  :  am  i  bleeding?

alarm  finds  his  features.  his  wand  is  used  to  scratch  the  back  of  his  head  as  eyes  take  in  his  brother.  ❛  a  little,  ❜  he  sheepishly  replies.  seeing  his  brother  hurt  twists  his  stomach  in  ways  that  one  is  unable  to  put  into  words.  ❛  i’m  sure  you’ll  live.  in  fact,  i’m  certain  of  it.  would  you  like  me  to  heal  it?  ❜

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@doctordonovan​  :  well,  there  are  no  strange  creatures,  only  blinkered  people.

❛  no  creature  is  ever  strange  to  me,  ❜  newt  drops  eyes  to  the  floor  as  a  soft  smile  stretches  lips.  you  could  put  the  most  ghastly  of  beast  before  him  and  newt  would  still  find  a  reason  to  love,  but  put  a  person  of  the  same  stature  in  front  of  him?  newt  wouldn’t  even  know  where  to  begin. ❛  you  see,  people  show  you  want  to  see,  but  creatures?  oh,  creatures  -  they  just  are.  ❜  so  much  easier  to  read.

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a very potter musical: sentence meme.

“ hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.” “ what the hell is a hufflepuff ?” “ [name], you little shit !” “ what the devil is going on in here ?” “ it’s gonna be totally awesome.” “ i’m the boy who lived. not died. god.” “ it was left to me by my dad, my dad that’s dead. my father is dead. i have a dead father.“ “ oh my god, i have to fight a goat ? i don’t think i can do that morally… ” “ oh my god i have to fight a dragon ? i can’t do that i’m just a little kid ! ” “ i don’t know, [name], someone punched me in the face and my sense of direction got a little goofed up ! “ “ you’re like this guy, that’s just– around, all the time, when i don’t need a guy around. you’re this spare guy, all the time, this spare dude. ” ” oh my wizard god ! “ ” i don’t know [name], you’re a hufflepuff why don’t you FIND out. “ i don’t want my life to be like spiderman 3, i hated that movie. ” “ maybe you’ll just have to fight like mushu from mulan or something… “ ” well, the medallion says that’s dumb, so we’re not going to do that. “ ” it’s just every time i look at her i get pains in my chest, and i just know it’s her fault .. that bitch ! “ “ if i had an invisibility cloak i’d use it so i’d never have to face my own reflection in the mirror. ” “ c'mon, let’s go watch wizards of waverly place. ” “ how did you idiots get captured ? you were invisible ! ” “ i can’t believe i couldn’t figure out the countercurse was just ‘unjellify.’ “ “ so basically, i’ve being putting everyone who looks like a good guy into gryffindor, a bad guy into slytherin and the others can go wherever the hell they want. ” “ and remember, a portkey can be a seemingly harmless object, like… a football, or… a dolphin. ” “ i’ll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces.” “ shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting. ”  “ for the cleverest witch of your age you really can be a dumbass sometimes. ” “ what would zac efron say at a time like this ? ” ” are you kids ready to fight a dragon ? of course you aren’t, you’re just children - what the hell am i thinking ? “ ” i would feed myself to aragog’s children for that cup ! “ ” come on, i’m tired. can’t we just be death eaters ? “ ” you know, i used to think looks weren’t important and now i think they’re more important than anything. “ “ am i bleeding ? ” ” actually I have heard those things, about a thousand times, but never have they been told to me with so much sass. ” “ drop the attitude, [name]. you’re acting like garfield on a monday. “ ” that is a boss zefron poster. “ “ ou guys, go get snacks. ” “ oh shit, we barricaded the door. ” “ ah shit. ” “ it’s because he’s dead you dumb motherfucker. ” “ well, i believe everything has its place. ”  “ muggles have their place. mudbloods have their place. and so do your clothes. ” “ yes, i know, [name] ! i hear everything you hear ! ” “ when i rule the world, i’ll have… snakes ! ” ” we are going to get you laid. “ ” when i had a body, i had mad game with the bitches. ” “’ usually i just kill people who try to get me to open up. ” ” it’s like that movie 'she’s all that’. ” “ ughh…now two people are mad at me ! "  ” what do you want with a rocketship ? ” “ no, i called you a squirrel. ” ” hey, you. “ ” you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn’t … it just makes them dead. “ ” so you came back ? ” “ i came home. ” “ aren’t we an odd couple ? “ ” when i rule the world i’ll plant flowers ! “ “ oh my god. [name], shut up. ” there’s only one thing to do: i have to die.”  “ i love you all… except you, [name]. i can’t fucking stand you.“ ” i can’t sleep on my tummy. ”

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Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald Sentence Starters

“ You’re too good, (name)”

“You never met a monster you couldn’t love. “

“ Do you know why I admire you, (name)? You do not seek power. You simply ask, ‘Is a thing… right?’ ”

“ The time’s coming… when you’re gonna have to pick a side. ”

“ No, I don’t do sides. ” 

“ Perhaps you should take off your shirt. ”

“ You see, I can’t tell if you’re making a joke or if you’re just… French. ”

“ Muggles are not lesser. Not disposable. “

“ I can’t move against (them). It has to be you. “

“ Their arrogance is a key to our victory. “

“ Oh! I always wanted to go here! “

“ We were… we were actually just wondering if you’d come across a friend of ours? “

“ I think that might have been the best moment of my life! “

“ Now, it pains me to say it, because-well, I don’t like you-but, you are the only one who is their equal. I need you to fight them. “

“ Sorry, but I can’t admire people whose answer to everything that they fear or misunderstand is 'kill it’! “

“ What do you have to say for yourself ?“

“ Are you going somewhere? “

“ Everyone is scared of something. “

“ What I’m trying to say is, I want you to be happy, but don’t be happy that I’m happy, because I’m not. “

“ Are you… are you a ghost? “

“ Magic blooms… only in rare souls. “

“ Do you want me to hunt them down, to kill them? “

“ You underestimate your talents, (name)“

“ You don’t suffer from motion sickness, do you? “

“ What are you going to do? “

“ I’ll think of something. “

“ I don’t do well on boats. “

“They has eyes just like a salamander. “

“ He’s the best teacher we’ve got. “

“ The disapproval of cowards is praise to the brave. “

“ Regret is my constant companion. “

“ I’ve chosen my side. “

“ I want to know who I am. “

“ Was I such a bad student? “

“ Well, there are no strange creatures,only blinkered people “

“ Ew! Calamari. “

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if you think about it, newt is just the steve irwin of the wizarding world. he's a national treasure.

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