sbahdad

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alpha bro raising child dirk 

always makes me happy 

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Color coded lolita and ouji accessories from my wardrobe

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ITS A METAPORN.

YOU GO DOWN THE STAIRS, BUT YOU HOLN ON TO THE RAILINF.

YOU DONT GIBE IT THE POWER TO HAPEN.

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I got 99 problems and most of them are because I’m a single dad.

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you know my name not my story

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you’re dumb lol.

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got it

I don’t know. I have pretty ones! Want more!

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coordinates are your location in numbers if people have them they can send you things or send themselves to see you what kinds of bows should i not get like what ones do you have already

Papa gave coordinates! What are coordinates?

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alright a rad dudes gonna need your coordinates (its me im the rad dude that needs your coordinates)

For my hair? Yes!

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i could get you bows if you would allow it

what are you interested in?

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what are you interested in?

Why is the stupid weirdo Bro being sent things? I want things! Gimme things!

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witchystrider, itsjohnegman, ghostytrollcrow, ofbooksandcats

sup names dick and dirk just lost a tooth flashstepping into the front door it was hilarious and i laughed at him

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yeah you are dude no problem one of the raddest and the hippest pals i know (this is me boosting your possibly growing ego)

dont ask me why dick is short for richard i dont even know why that is and id like to learn about it

I am rad! And hip! And cute and small! I like it! Thank you!

Richard! But your name is Dick. Okay! I learn!

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alright but i wont be doing those anytime soon im as pure as a heavenly whistle blown by the most holy of angels like michael or something

dentists playstations microwaves and the whole lot i think out universe is pretty lax compared to the ones ive seen scrolling through tumblr

sure you can say that dirkle doodle scooter strider my pride and joy (my kid) (i made him with my loins)

something something greeter

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our eyes are so sensitive to light i dont know why the frickle we live in sunny malibu

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rad means cool neat wicked sweet amazing and etc its a good thing cat or dog was just slang though like something figurative ya feel i dont know what that is either but it sounds hip so that means youre also hip

dick is just a name yeah short for richard or in my case something absolutely ridiculous and a secret

I have a new friend! What is rad? Also I am not a cat or dog. I am Halphas! Papa says I am a familiar. I don’t know what is. But it’s me!

Dick? Oh! Do you know what dick is? Is it just a name then? No one will tell me!

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I’M BACK

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