sazaraki
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31, he/they, dejectedturnip is my fiancé
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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my sibling is currently being vexed and haunted by a nefarious ghost. i gave it a pokepuff
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A 5200-year-old pottery bowl from Shahr-e Sukhteh bearing what could possibly be the world's oldest example of animation. It shows 5 images of a wild goat leaping, and if you put them in a sequence (like a flip book), the wild goat leaps to nip leaves off a tree. Museum of Ancient Iran
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Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!
He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.
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Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs
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all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden
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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you
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Turning into an adult is so crazy. I had a nightmare last night about accidentally paying 300 Euros for a slice of ham. I woke up sweating. No one prepares you for that.
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