Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
Honestly i wish i could pull that look off myself
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
Tag this porn please
reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals
309K notes
·
View notes
Text
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/fe2a0948ef3db26f5a5292d3b62fb64f/36068d22b50235d7-88/s1280x1920/2e71f5d86f8e3c3dc5cdfbb9c77db872fc542934.jpg)
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/19c8fdd688f209e0df25012a378849af/36068d22b50235d7-3b/s1280x1920/a4c80aeb5055c9d45b45d0f23e28f8b436a5f863.jpg)
My right index fingernail is twisted 90° my left index fingernail is twisted and only hakf there. The other half has the little hole, we called it my E.T Finger. To me it always looked like somone wearing a monocle ^^ weird birth defect
What’s something odd and harmless about yourself?
I have an extra loop in my intestine.
203 notes
·
View notes
Text
192K notes
·
View notes
Text
https://youtu.be/HNUY99QMntM
i love you cumin i love you chili powder i love you ginger i lovr you soy sauce i love you garlic
93K notes
·
View notes
Photo
Im not crying. Ive just got dust in my eye
New Year, New Comic! I will be drawing every now and then short stories of Alrick, one of the Death-Heads, who fulfill peoples’ wishes for a price. While some cases of Death-Heads need permissions and legal reports, every single Death-Head assigns their own fees. It can be anything - nothing is illegal or too much.
But Alrick does things a bit differently, heading to get a cup of hot cocoa when the case is closed.
35K notes
·
View notes
Text
I used to suffer so bad with second hand embarrassment. I literally had to leave the room or turn off the tv and miss my favourite shows because id end up feeling nauseous and panicky over the weird feeling of embarrassment and i didnt know why. I still dont know why but now at least i can distance myself from the feeling and just deal with it
Whoever invented second-hand embarrassment scenes in television needs to go directly to hell right now
13K notes
·
View notes
Text
Once whilst At MCM Comicon i was in fursuit (big fluffy fox with little chibi wings) and i was taking photos with some people when i felt a tug on my paw, i look down (with difficulty, honestly you cant see jack most of the time) to see a girl of about 5 in a very cute purple princess costume, and with strength i never would have imagined from such a small frame, pulled me away to her patents a few meters away, latched onto my leg and declared "Can i keep him?. Hes so soft and cute" honestly i don't think ive ever felt so wanted in a moment, hands down one of my favourite con moments.
How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears
292K notes
·
View notes
Video
Its like that scene with the Hamsters in zootopia <3
Guinea Pig Traffic
(via)
23K notes
·
View notes
Text
non autistic people shut the fuck up about elon musk he doesnt deserve to be defended and i hope he dies
56K notes
·
View notes
Photo
You must peel your sheeps
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c3d91ce36ffa8ff92a9656d05f30e380/b5115ad510b4f7ac-7d/s540x810/08a8f5493f632af8ebd448698568b507441caebc.jpg)
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/aa5a6facf14943b88c949a06b4f3c504/b5115ad510b4f7ac-31/s540x810/adeca99e16a7b36180ef8d11cf6e566d4016fce6.jpg)
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/52ae4f99d6e0772f16ea4d29486db75d/b5115ad510b4f7ac-f7/s540x810/e9852caa4ee333af656d0e7cc2b2cd4c53d6cd2e.jpg)
Sheepskin plush by Felissimo
51K notes
·
View notes
Text
Have you heard the good word about the Pembrokeshire walrus yet?
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/47635cfcea47f1076b81389769462211/05566544d6259fbd-3b/s640x960/28156927f902f200503bb06cf62012dcc3c53946.jpg)
This walrus is fucken lost.
But Wales has lost its collective shit about it. They're generally keeping its location secret to keep people away, but we get updates every day if it's still here, if it's happy, if it's healthy. We think it was in Ireland about two weeks ago, which is interesting, because it is not actually native to Ireland either. Why is it here? No one knows.
It seems to like Pembrokeshire beaches.
99K notes
·
View notes
Text
I just fucking burst out laughing at this. Its so true of me
The universal human experience of packing underwear for a vacation like you’re going to shit yourself every day
96K notes
·
View notes
Text
reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
1M notes
·
View notes
Text
DO IT DO IT!
You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?
363K notes
·
View notes