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why did star trek go through all the effort to hide james doohan’s missing finger when they could have just been like “oh yeah scotty lost it in an engineering accident years ago and it couldn’t be reattached anyways”

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unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring

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bones says get your taxes done

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transformers writers need to stop being afraid to let wheeljack really lean into that whole batshit crazy engineer thing hes got going on in g1

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average tos diplomacy subplot (og pic under the cut)

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fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

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I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

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RATCHET from TRANSFORMERS PRIME :: it's alright. i'm an emergency vehicle.

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If you write Star Trek fanfiction in McCoy's pov (I'm talking about 3rd person limited, not first person), how do you refer to him in the narrative? (+ please reblog and tell me why. Also tell me if you mostly write for tos or aos)

(If you haven't written anything in his pov, or only write in first person, just imagine how you would do it)

(Also I think Len/Leo/etc. counts under "Leonard" but you can also pick "Something Else" if you feel it's more fitting)

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severance (2022-)

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oh 😐😑 it's perilous 🙄 ok 🥱👍

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They’re fighting

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coloured the goss and liked how it turned out :) here here

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Companions: 0, Gate: 1

Voicelines from Blood of Arlathan featuring moments from the battle with the Veilguard's greatest oponent: a random gate.

Rook: How's it looking? Bellara: Complicated. Ancient elven locks are, well… Going to take some time. Davrin: We'll need a minute to figure out how it releases! Emmrich: Needlessly intricate! Give us just a moment! Harding: There's a lot of small… gears and things. Just… hang on! Lucanis: It looks like over-complicated nonsense! We'll need a moment! Taash: It's fine! Go kill some Venatori!

Rook: Tell me we're close to getting this thing open. Bellara: Almost there, I think! Maybe! Davrin: Still working on it! Emmrich: Patience is a virtue! Harding: We're getting there! Lucanis: Closer than we were! Taash: We're on it!

Rook: There's an entire Venatori army coming for us! Bellara: We know! Don't die! Davrin: You can handle them! Emmrich: We're going as quickly as possible! Hold fast! Harding: We'll get you out! Don't worry! Lucanis: Then kill them! Ugh, blasted elven machinery. Taash: You beat Venatori all the time!

Rook: Still no luck? Bellara: Sorry! Davrin: Getting there! Emmrich: Just a moment longer! Harding: We're getting closer! Lucanis: We're trying! Mierda! Taash: (Frustrated growl)

Rook: Really, are you sure you can open this? Bellara: Yes! We can do it! Davrin: We said we would! Emmrich: If everyone would remain calm, this would go much more quickly! Harding: Everyone breathe! Just breathe! Deep breaths! Lucanis: Who made this gate? Why is it like this? Taash: Ugh. Hang on!

Check out my DAVG Extracted Audio Masterlist

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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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recoveryspar snee snor i never finished </3