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grace fitzgerald. 25. america's most underpaid babysitter.
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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gay dogs at pride parades being gay 🌈
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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TEXTS x GRANDY
BRANDY: maybe
BRANDY: good to know ur so chill abt it, rulebreaker~
BRANDY: in the meantime, any plans on hittin up the lil karaoke thing @ ACup tonite?
BRANDY: after my recording sesh wraps i was thinkin of checking it out. Maybe eke in an uno rematch perhaps?
GRACE: oh, is it not obvious that i'm FAR from chill?
GRACE: like as a human, I am not cool.
GRACE: the words "uno rematch" are so romantic, Brandy. you're going to make me swooooooon.
GRACE: I'm in.
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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Oh, I definitely thought it was standing for breakfast. International House of Breakfast. IHOB* is coming in to take your pancakes away. ( but will they still be on the menu - the pancakes? or??? ) 
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I have feelings I need to share rn. 
So IHOP is now called IHOB and here I am thinking it’s all good bc it’s going to stand for fuckin’ breakfast right?? NO. It stands for BURGERS. BURGERS. BURGERS. FUCKING BURGERS. This is a damn travesty bc IHOP is my drunk food and my broke food and now they expect me to come in wanting a BURGER? I want my fucking chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner  FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THIS BURGER BULLSHIT. I WANT IHOP BACK AND A BOB’S  BURGERS RESTAURANT SEPERATELY IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK? I feel betrayed. No wonder I have trust issues. First Sears Tower becomes the Willis Tower and now IHOP is coming in and taking away my pancakes and giving me burgers??? I call for a protest bc IN THIS HOUSE, we only accept pancakes. And french toast. 
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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kateinvogue:
Say no more. I’ll be more than happy to be your Pride guide. I consider myself a bit of an expert.
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An expert? I’m in good haaaaands! I have plans for one night (though I’m not sure which) but the rest of it is me tagging along as though I’m a babygay. 
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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norabardot:
I mean, yes. But I really wanted that popcorn! Actually, I do also have a dog. So, the threat of losing food that I accidentally drop on the floor is even more increased. I may as well give up and just accept my fate, if the food slips through my fingers it’s as good as gone.
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Even if you didn’t have animals ( dog & roomba), the ground is COVERED in germs, so it might just be best to leave it where it is either way. It’s not as though there’s not more popcorn where that one came from, lady.
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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itsjemmabitch:
You hate me.
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I could never! 
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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TEXTS x GRANDY
BRANDY: good~
BRANDY: gorgeous, huh? ;)
GRACE: gorgeous.
GRACE: is there an unspoken rule that says I can't call you that?
GRACE: bc if so then i'm okay with breaking the rules for once.
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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Texts 📲 Grate
Kate: That is the level of response I was hoping for.
Kate: And virtually none??? I'm not sure how but Ellie & I have fallen into a kind of rhythm. There are no titles but we're only seeing each other and frequently at that.
Kate: And I'm strangely okay with all of these things.
Grace: KATE AND ELLIE SITTING IN A TREE.
Grace: I mean, if you're happy, you know I'm happy but if she f***s your s**t up again, i'm not going to be very fond of her. Just putting it out there.
Grace: so does this mean us getting married on a float in the parade isn't an option? ):
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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Text: join me for a rooftop pride party in 2 weeks? Yes or yes?
VOILA, MA CHERIE!
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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TEXTS x GRANDY
BRANDY: join me for a rooftop pride party in 2 weeks? Yes or yes?
GRACE: well it looks like my only option is yes ;p
GRACE: regardless, of course i will. rooftops with a gorgeous lady never hurt anybody.
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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Kate: **THIS IS NOT A DRILL**
Kate: Ellie just called me love and my heart is melting
[UNSENT] Grace: oh, so we're back on this train?
Grace: OH JESUS LORD ALMIGHTY
Grace: don't melt too much, Kate.
Grace: how do you need me to support you through this??
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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I have to say - these goodbye stress vitamins I’ve been taking actually work and I’ve finally been able to enjoy the fact that school is OUT for the summer. Bring on the Pride events, June. I’m ready for you and all of your rainbows! Help a girl get down at her first NYC pride, ladies.
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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norabardot:
The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor and this is how the war against the machines begins.
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Is that not the relative point of a Roomba? Just be glad you don’t have a cat and/or dog... little creatures tend to snatch up rogue food faster than anything else.
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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itsjemmabitch:
It’s my birthday and if you’re not at my party at Acup Karaoke tonight, I’m assuming you hate me. And how could you hate this face? You can’t.
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What if we weren’t at your party because we fell asleep with a pint of ice cream in our hands and didn’t wake up until 3 am? I don’t hate you! 
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savegracefitz-blog · 6 years ago
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joeytommy:
I am pooped.
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Pride month mood right there. 
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