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"im gonna kill myself" [remembers that suicide jokes scare my loved ones] "and im taking you with me!"

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“Oh,,, WELL LETS GET YOUR THINGS INSIDE”

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brothers

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This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

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Maybe great uncle Ford isn't the best person to ask for love advice...

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the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it 

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Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don't worry about it.

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*day after october, the weary pumpkin gives a great sigh before collapsing physcially and emotionally from the sheer psychological strain*

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I have downloaded League of Legends

I'm going down a very dark path. I'm considering playing League of Legends

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The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

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I'm going down a very dark path. I'm considering playing League of Legends