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my 3 week old lettuce in the fridge because i forgot about it

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boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

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EATING HIM ! ! ! ! !

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getting married to my internalized homophobia wife, i tell her i love her and she looks at me coldly. she tells me that im a disgusting freak, but that she is the worse monster for she desires my touch nonetheless

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& they say romance is dead

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Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

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hey girl is that a piece of chalk in your pants or is yuor penis just a rectangular prism that crumbles easily into a fine powder

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has anyone else noticed that it becomes harder to hide that you’re weird about intimacy once you’re over 25

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Embroidered words from the film Chungking Express

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Are you ugly on purpose pickles?

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Bacteria do have souls, but binary fission doesn’t produce new souls 99% of the time, so most single celled organisms share these sprawling souls that just get bigger every time they divide. Over time they compact down into these big mats of soul get compacted into geological layers that gradually accrete to the world soul. Sexual reproduction creates new souls but they’re much shorter lived as a result, and rarely make it into the bedrock, so most of the world spirit is from the Proterozoic.

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"i'm just a girl" okay? you should be a death knight instead

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i am 

POLITE

i can 

DRINKWATER

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If you can't handle me at my worst (really bad) then you don't deserve me at my best (slightly less really bad)