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help; my wife won’t stop pointing at people holding hands and saying “need me a freak like that” even though we are already holding hands

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when i realize i misread a situation and was being petty for no reason

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If Hogwarts is the finest, high class school for witches and wizards I’d love to see a spinoff movie of one of the more ghetto, inner-city magic schools.

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the moral of hamlet is don’t ever try to go home and resolve conflicts with yr family just stay at college and do gay shit w ur friends

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“It’s not all about your image. None of it means anything unless people see who you really are. And your music has to be who you really are. It’s gotta show how you feel, or it doesn’t mean anything.” Camp Rock (2008) dir. Matthew Diamond

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I had this poster lol

Hilary Duff, 2003 by Mark Seliger

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hey wanna sit on my lap or my face ur choice

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Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

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I only need to be told im beautiful and loved 1500 times a day I think thats reasonable

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I was naked and for some reason not allowed to put any clothes on (I don’t really remember why) meanwhile everyone around me acted as if it was normal for me to be butt naked at work and ignored it even when I put my boob into their milkshake to get a reaction out of them 

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I am a strong person. But every once in a while I would like someone to hold my hand and tell me things are going to be OK.

(via beschaedigung)

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my anxiety and my common sense staring at each other’s like

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*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack 

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My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat