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reblog for sample size and/or to argue in the notes <3

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had a fun experience on the subway the other day

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PRACTICAL EFFECTS AND WILLEM DEFOE?? Letterboxd is going to devour this

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Here's a choker I made

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you too can open up MSpaint and draw a cat. yes, right now.

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Can i chew on wires

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This is my first reaction to maybe 25% of all political posts online

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Because I think it would be funny to see what tumblr thinks, especially as most of you probably have no idea about Irish politics.

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your slor 💔

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oil salesman in 2050 tries to kill himself by idling his car in the garage but nothing happens because it’s electric

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im an abbot and tbh if i dont vibe with one of my monks i call the vatican and tell them he's tempting the other monks to most profane and unnatural couplings and they just take him back and send a new one no questions asked

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was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

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she killed this little textile moment frankly i'm so sick of that horrible family never supporting or encouraging her