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im going to be having a gender affirming/chronic pain reducing (hopefully) hysterectomy on Feb 7th. I don't know what i owe til sometime in Jan, but i could use some help getting some post surgery items to make my recovery easier and faster.

I may update this with money links if my copay ends up being too high 😬

Post Surgery Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/15INRK4ZB5X4S?ref_=wl_share

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youll never guess what ship this is about

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At work there used to be a sign on a few things that would say like "if this bubbles, run for your life" and "if you hear thumping run for cover" and "bears can and will kill you" and really in general I wish the park service was more willing to say "you are not at home, you are not at disneyland, you can die here and you can die so badly your family will have to bury an empty casket because no one will risk their own life to collect your idiot corpse."

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a group of people: hey its really wrong to dogpile, attack, and speak down to trans women you disagree with. specifically right now trans women who hate trans men or men generally. that is a part of transmisogynistic call out culture and it needs to stop

the same group of people when a trans woman said hating men isnt awesome: well now we have to dogpile, attack, and speak down to her. shes awful. shes transmisogynistic. she’s the devil.

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trans men and trans mascs are so cool

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Thinking about how I had a job once where there was a training module on hazardous materials and this was on one of the slides

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“Between you and me I believe there is an conspiracy of paranormal origin all connected to this town.”

You’re. You’re literally pointing at them. Both of them. Both of the big paranormal things happening in this town. 

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have the last five years been just a complete blur for anybody else

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fine

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Smosh everywhere!!!

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this should have been me

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I can't believe build a bear has an ~after dark line

I can't believe build a bear AD made a cougar for Valentine's Day

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follow me on mychart

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i just fell asleep on the couch and dreamed that i got dunked on by Mean Tweets so hard that the ice cream shop down the street named an ice cream after me called “Yelled At”

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The very features that Musk and others criticize — its decentralized editing model, rigorous sourcing requirements, and nonprofit status — are what have allowed it to remain one of the internet’s most trusted resources. But these same features make it an obstacle to those who seek to control the narrative.

Molly White at [citation needed]. Elon Musk and the right’s war on Wikipedia

The world's richest man has joined a growing chorus of right-wing voices attacking Wikipedia as part of an intensifying campaign against free and open access information.

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Twin Peaks (1990-1991)