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have you guys ever had a dream that wasn't exactly a sex dream but it was like a hayes code era movie gay sex scene

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Billford art from a couple months ago ft baby bill toe beans

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need what hugh grant and his wife have

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So I read about a Catholic convent in the late 1600s in England that was operated in secret, but how did they do that?

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Your mother probably thinks you are a burden to the world and you should kill yourself and you know that

Sardine haul !!!!

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peace and love on my dash this afternoon

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I find it incredibly hilarious that there's so much ship discourse in the gravity falls fandom regarding more controversial ships with people arguing shit like "alex hirsch would hate you" meanwhile-

He does not give 2 shits about any shipping discourse, like these are literally his responses to getting asked questions like this, please stop dragging him into this

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I love blocking people I've never interacted with based off their replies on some random popular post. Wow random user on a post with 50k notes with the worst take ever, I hope I never meet you and will make sure we never do

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✨choose some films and i’ll tell you which random yet oddly-specific filmism you are ✨

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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unfortunately if Arthur Conan Doyle was alive today he would spread misinformation in a weekly podcast

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it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar