sauceyafterdark

[sauceyafterdark]

YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS, PLEASE, I NEED SOME FOZZER X MARVUS IN MY LIFE, maybe some headcanons for how you think they first met or something along those lines,,,, please,,,, I need the communistclown ;0;

BABY I GOT YOU!!! I’m so down. This one has less explicit themes than what one would typically expect out of this blog, but I’m writing it anyway because why the fuck not. So strap in my lovelies for some of that good CommunistClown.

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It all starts when Marvus gets curious. His concerts always have such a high body count, but where do they all go? I mean, they all get disposed of in a mass grave, but where specifically do they all end up? So, one day he follows the corpse collection drone and ends up at the Happy Absence Pit Park.

Obviously he’s a little intrigued by the singular guy seemingly burying thousands of bodies of dead trolls. He’s dedicated, Marvus gives him that. But the part that really gets this juggalo is just how… efficient he is. 

Like, seriously, damn can this little red guy move. Hefting up dirt and tossing in limp gray husks one right after another. The way his large arms flex just slightly when he pierces the earth or when he carries an exanimate bronzeblood to the ever growing deluge of cadavers… Oh yeah, Marvus can watch this all day.

Fozzer, on the other hand, is less impressed initially. He doesn’t really mix with the music of the masses. He prefers anthems of the working class; things with a nice defined pace to work along with. Even if he did listen to Marvus’ music, however, he still wouldn’t be a fan. The highblood cult is just another institution set up by the Fuschia Devil to enforce the status quo. Don’t be lulled in by their sugary, fizzy words, comrade! 

Fozzer just brushes off the clown, wanting to play off his labor as a duty he performs for the system. Utter hogwash, but that’s what highbloods of the system love hearing. Except, to Fozzer’s surprise, Marvus isn’t buying any of it.

“lmao, if ur gunna go bust my bulge wit a big pile of hoofbeast shit, at least try to sound convincing”

That is definitely not what he was expecting. Fozzer is more than a little shocked. The rustblood doesn’t quite know how to respond at first, opting instead to look Marvus over. He gives the troll a second look over, and, well… Marvus is a pretty handsome guy. Even if he is a high ranking man in a system that abuses the underclass.

Okay so maybe the broad and pillowy chest is also drawing his gaze, but the man may as well not have a top half to his shirt with how much of his chest seems to want to spill out. 

Fozzer then decides to give a more honest response: “Personally_I_think_the_cult_of_the_highbloods_is_just_another_means_of_shitting_on_working_class_comrades.”

Marvus agrees. He agrees very much. Fozzer and him get to talking, with the rust a bit more hesitant to open up at first. Eventually though, the two are swapping notes on Trizza’s eventual inheritance of the system, how she will keep the status quo and effectually make everything worse, and more importantly how clowns may just be the most oppressed comrades of all. 

Of course, they also notice other things about each other. 

Marvus notices the way Fozzer’s teeth make him give slight whistles on his S’s, or how his words seem punctuated with a certain amount of depth and conviction. He notices, of course, more about those amazing arms, but also sneaks a few peaks of the soft muscles under those overalls. He notes Fozzer is a little chubby in the stomach area, but contrastingly very built in his upper body and his legs. That juxtaposition makes Marvus think that maybe he should let more working class rustbloods to the front row. He wouldn’t mind getting mauled by drippingly horny fans if they looked as good as the little dialectical materialist. 

Fozzer notices the way the clown’s smirk lifts every time they border on finishing each other’s sentences. Obviously, Fozzer would never entertain the idea of filling a quadrant of any kind with somebody he has yet to vet for the revolution, but my goodness if he doesn’t want to speed up that vetting process once he sees the graceful movements of the juggalo’s hips as he balances his weight on that disgustingly opulent cane. The way Marv’s fingers grip the purple glass at the top, always powerful but still elegant in their way… It makes Fozzer want to see what other ways those fingers can move, preferably with this clown on a leash and with his sheathe plugged. Entirely to prevent any extra funny business, he notes in his mind. 

The two eventually have to part. Fozzer is dirty, sweaty, and in desperate need of a shower in his small mausoleum home, while Marvus is more concerned with getting home and keeping out of the sun that rises dangerously close over the horizon. 

They agree to meet again though. Back at the park. Just so Fozzer can have some company to work. 

“besides its not like i gotta be working @ my stage or studio or w/e. i can hang here with u”

A few visits is all it takes for Fozzer to invite the clown to his shack. And, Marvus being Marvus, it takes literally moments before that aforementioned collar is brought out.

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Fandom List

This is the list of fandoms I have that you can request on this blog. Technically speaking, you can request fandoms I don’t actually have on here, but keep in mind that fandoms listed on here are extremely likely to take priority and that if I’m unfamiliar with a fandom you request I’ll need time to conduct proper research on the characters you want. This list can update and change the most frequently, so if you’re curious on if a fandom has been added go ahead and check back! This post has also listed everything in alphabetical order for your convenience. Also, if you want my rules for this blog, you can check here, and if you want my blacklist of kinks, check here.

Fandoms:

Borderlands

Cute Demon Crashers

DC Comics

Dragon Age (games)

Dream Daddy

Elder Scrolls

Fallout

Final Fantasy

Fire Emblem (excluding Three Houses)

Homestuck/Hiveswap

Huniepop/Huniecam

League of Legends

Legend of Zelda

Mass Effect

Overwatch

Pokemon

Saints Row

Stardew Valley

Suikoden

Tales of Vesperia

Xenoblade Chronicles (1 and 2)

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Blacklisted Kinks

This is the Kink Blacklist for my blog. Any of the kinks listed here are kinks I will not do under any circumstance. Do not pester me about doing them, it won’t happen and you’ll get yourself blocked. Behave yourself, and we’ll have no issues. Also note that as I need this list to remain accessible, there will be very brief mentions of kinks that may be triggering, so keep that discretion in mind.

Blacklisted Kinks:

Rape/non-con/dub-con

Scat

Emetophilia

Beast

Incest

Necrophilia/Snuff

Gore

More kinks can be added to this blacklist at any time. I will post an update if any changes occur, so check back here if you happen to see that.

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Rules!

These rules will apply to this writing blog. Failure to comply with this rules can, and in most cases will, result in punishment that is equal to the level of severity of the transgression. Actions taken can include, but are not limited to banning, blocking, and formal complaints with Tumblr staff about your behavior.

Rule #1: Be at least 18+, or I will block you!

This is pretty self evident to anybody smart enough to work a computer, but this is NSFW content. If you’re not 18+, get out of here. You don’t need to be on here, and this blog is not for you. If I find that you’re a minor, you will be blocked immediately and with extreme prejudice. Do not engage with this content if you are a minor. Period.

Rule #2: Don’t be a dick!

This is another rule that should go without saying, but if you act like a dick while interacting with my content or viewers of that content, you’ll be blocked. This includes being transphobic, acephobic, racist, or any other form of vile bigotry. Do not kinkshame anybody for requesting content, and do not go out of your way to antagonize or harass anybody. This space is all about friendly fun, and I should note that this is my hobby. You aren’t obligated to be here anymore than I’m obligated to put up with you acting like a fucking prick.

Rule #3: If you request a character, they have to be an adult!

If you want a drabble, fic, imagine, or otherwise piece of writing about a character, they have to be 18+ at some point within that series. If they feature as 18+ in a flash forward, you need to specify that you want me to write about this specific version of that character. People should operate under the general assumption that when they read a piece of my work, the characters within are of legal age, and I won’t hesitate to block a bitch if they try to make me do otherwise.

Rule #4: If you want me to tag something that could be potentially triggering, tell me!

This blog is a space that’s meant to be safe and fun for as many people as possible. If you’re triggered by something, and I’ve failed to tag it, just DM me or shoot me an ask about it. Don’t be afraid to say something! You won’t be judged here because you have personal trauma! 

Rule #5: Filter things you don’t want to see!

All of my content is tagged at length to ensure everybody can safely navigate my blog without fear of running into something they don’t want to see. Every kink in these pieces will be tagged, and if you have issues with seeing a particular kink, then you need to filter that tag. Take care of yourself! And if you some into my inbox yelling at me because you saw a BDSM fic that was tagged as being a BDSM fic, be prepared to get smacked with the might of Zeus because I don’t have the patience to deal with that nonsense.

Rule #6: I have a list of blacklisted kinks! Read them!

There are some kinks that I simply won’t do on this blog. Those are detailed in their own post for easy reference, so I’m not going to go into detail here. Just know that if you come into the ask box or my DMs asking me if I’ll pretty please do this kink on the blacklist just once, your message will be ignored, and further pressure to do so will result in a block. If a kink is not listed on the blacklist, feel free to suggest it or ask if I’m willing to do it, and I’ll give you a response. I’m not a kink library, so I don’t know what every kink is, and I may not exactly know what your specific paraphilia is, so if I won’t do it, I’ll let you politely know and add it to the blacklist.

Rule #7: I reserve the right to refuse any prompt for any reason!

Let me make this perfectly clear: this blog is for fun, and that’s how it’s gonna stay at the end of the day. This is my hobby. If I don’t want to do something, regardless of the reason, I’m not gonna do it. I’m a grown ass adult, and I can make that call if I want. So if you get pissy with me because you sent in a prompt and I haven’t done it yet, or I decided to not do it, you will be blocked. Asking for clarification if I got your prompt is fine. General rule of thumb is: don’t be a cunt. 

All of these rules are subject to change at any time. New rules may be added, so check back if I post an update saying that they’ve changed.