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"Oh the media being biased/silent on Gaza is a conspiracy theory"

I am a literal journalist and this is what happened when I pitched an article to a magazine I write for:

We covered conflict before. We denounced PMs' positions as wrong before. But this is where the editor balks - anything that makes it look even vaguely like we might, possibly, support Gaza. Even if the article itself would not have been an opinion piece, but a news feature about events on the ground.

We have free press, baby! But avoid the matter entirely if you can. It's delicate and depressing, why would you talk about it? Don't rock the boat. Be quiet. You don't need to go there.

Self-censorship is alive and well.

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in case you needed to hear it today:

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)

you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.

you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

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baddude: “im a goddam villain i like destroyed the shit outta this world.”

naruto: yeah but you wann be my friend?

bad dude:”no??? what the fuck??? im tryina destroy the world???”

*naruto beats the shit outta the villain*

naruto: yeah now you wanna be my bffl???

bad dude: “o…ok… i guess…”

♫♪*WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMER!! 日本のものの束は、私が日本を行う方法自演はありません!!!!!*♫♬

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happy birthday naruto

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Naruto teasers about the content of the entire manga.

Official teaser #1

(Not in anime)

Tayuya was mocking Shikamaru, "wasting a team for just one guy... Haha you stupid Homos!" Tayuya using ホモ means homo Or homosexual.

Shikamaru explains to her why he is doing that, because Sasuke is the comrade of the Konohagakure. And also, this is his first mission as a leader. He trusts his comrades, and moreover they were not risking their lives for a person, but for the comrade of the leaf. Their mission was to bring Sasuke back to leaf, they're doing what they are assigned to do and that's it. Nothing gay there.

These panels of Naruto vs kimimaro were right before Tayuyas comment. That refers to Naruto very well because that's what he does. From here, Naruto is going to chase after Sasuke through the entire manga. "Why would you chase after a guy like that? Is Sasuke that important to you? Are you stupid for wasting your time for a guy? Is he that important to you than your dream to become a Hokage? " To all these questions the answer would be YES. Kishi knows what he is doing. If you notice it and connect all the dots, you'll have the answer to your own questions about why Naruto would go to such lengths for Sasuke.

Official teaser #2

Kishi mentioning the Double suicide in ch. 450 (vol.48). I've talked about it in here -> [link]

And we got this in ch. 486 (vol.53). Kishi took (inspired) it from his favorite writer (Chikamatsu Monzaemon) and added it to his work... to imply that... Naruto suggesting double-suicide to Sasuke was romantic. That is a romantic act! Moreover, it is under a bridge [link] (chikamatsu's characters find themselves trapped between duty and desire, society's needs vs. their individual needs, with tragic consequences.)

In shinjū (double-suicide) stories, "devoted love" was linked with death. It also a gesture of devotion, an outward display of "what was in the heart". Lovers committed double suicide because they could not be live together because of the society. If they want to be together forever.... dying together was the only option before them. Hoping they will meet again in the next life.... Naruto calmly & happily talks about how they won't become Uchiha and Jinchūriki because they won't be burdened by society's expectations, hatred, prejudices, and rigid rules in their next life. To escape from all these and stay together after death. It was a self- determined act on the part of Naruto, because his personal feelings (love) for Sasuke was more important than his duties towards Konoha. That's why Shinjū happened in here.

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If you hate sasuke grow up

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the thing with edibles is if you only eat half the two halves are gonna know theyre separated. and theyre gonna to know that they arent meant to exist in that state of separation and they will yearn for reunification. so the edible half in your stomach will be calling out to the uneaten half, forcing you to eventually succumb and eat the other half so they may be reunited. many such cases

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晴れる

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Quick doodle

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Yahoooooooooo!!!!

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my god... she's come down with a case of "soup madness"

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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition